You're going to jail - one item with you

[DarkRyter]

A velociraptor. Once you have a velociraptor, you are outside the law.

 

[NinjaTigerXIII]

Um a pardon letter from the president, duh

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

A cork from a wine bottle.

Protection!

 

[Andalusa]

An iPod with infinite battery.

I would actually go crazy without decent music.

 

[jultub]

A continuum transfunctioner.

 

[jultub]

In true Oblivion fashion, a lockpick.

Great, now you've violated the law.

He's gonna have to pay the court a fine or serve his sentence - those stolen goods are now forfeit.

If I weren't so lazy, I'd link to the remix

 

[Zayren]

Skeleton Key?

 

[BlackStar42]

A Pokeball with Growlithe in it. Endless fun with my cute little puppy, and fire will keep Gimpy Terry away from me.

 

[soren7550]

An anti-rape kit.

 

[The Bum]

Mr.Clubs, my baseball bat yep,droped the soap? BONK! Bubba geting excited? BONK! Guards feed you slop? BONK! "baldy" Trying to shank you? BONK!

Yes i know clubs is a crony name but i can't think of anything better ok?

 

[SimuLord]

This would be good.

Either that or a prayer to the gods that my cell's the one they go through when they're trying to lead the Emperor to safety.

 

[ScruffyTheJanitor]

Cloning machine... My clone can serve the sentence.

 

[Jroo wuz heer]

an omnipotence potion or pill or something

 

[HeySeansOnline]

Huh ... well I was going to say a Rock Hammer, but that would be for escaping ... a laptop loaded with snes, nes, genesis, and a variety of old school games, might as well culture myself in fun, oh and the crime is blowing up teh Eifel Tower by flying an F22 Raptor into It to kill the evil alien overlord.

 

[GrinningManiac]

EITHER

War and Peace - so I can FINALLY get down to reading it
My laptop with JUST my stories on it - so I can FINALLY get down to writing it
A Learn Hindi course - so I can FINALLY get down to learning it

 

[The Bum]

A plasma rifle.

IMPOSTER! go look up a guy named onx oblivion


and i'm JOKING

 

[RelexCryo]

I maintain that this is different from the desert island question.

So you're going to jail for the rest of your life without parole, bail, or opportunity to get out on good behavior. You're in there until you die. Under no circumstances whatsoever are you ever, ever leaving. The crime is up to you.

As part of the plea bargain, you are permitted to take any one item, contraband or not, to the prison facility.

With the single rule that it's not an item designed for escape or to harm guards or other inmates, what do you take in with you?

Every single item in the history of humanity is designed to kill. No exceptions. A book written by Martha Stewart on cooking? It is really designed to kill your enemies. A Bicycle? Actually an instrument of murder. The DVD collection of Fraggle Rock? You cannot begin to imagine the unspeakable horrors that was designed to inflict on your enemies.

That said, a really good computer package with a lifetime upgrade warantee that gives me automatic hardware upgrades and a High speed internet connection.

 

[RelexCryo]

EITHER

War and Peace - so I can FINALLY get down to reading it
My laptop with JUST my stories on it - so I can FINALLY get down to writing it
A Learn Hindi course - so I can FINALLY get down to learning it

Why not download "war and peace" and a learn Hindi computer program onto your laptop, install a memory upgrade, and then bring it?