You're going to jail - one item with you

[Mjolnir36]

Lightsaber.

 

[Orhid]

Think of the fun puzzles.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

War and Peace.
Hey, it's a long book, at least I won't get bored.
Wait a minute...

Umm, I guess I'm supposed to escape with something not meant for escaping? Well then... Essence of Willpower, Intelligence and Charm +250.
And so I am become death. Well, not really, just a really cool person. Who can also use the highest level spells without any problems. Hell, I can just make new ones up on the fly!

 

[theironbat46]

This would be good.

RATS! Ninja'd again! OT: A robot/women. It could beat people up for me, and I could do it. It's a win-win situation.

 

[Jaranja]

My iPod. 5000+ songs, stand up videos, and some movies==no boredom. Or an acoustic guitar. Hmmm...decisions!

Beat me to it.

But yeah, I agree.

Good luck when you need to charge it.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

That really depends on which country's prison I'd be stuck in.

If I was to be sent to an American maximum security prison,, I'd bring a cyanide pill.

If I was to be sent to an Norwegian prison, I'd bring a laptop.


And yes, you can do that here in Norway.
Rehabilitation of criminals is a far better option than pure and hellish punishment.

Do you get free wireless in Norwegian prisons? I could see a whole lot of Norwegian porisoners becoming master online market traders if so I mean Imagine dedicaing a 5 year sentence to just trading on the market b/c you have nothing better to do? n.n

 

[zHellas]

This would be good.

Spoiler

Wait... You can sell that?! Damn... I should do that next time I play.

OT: I'd take a big hammer, and bash any tough guys' brains in so I can set myself up as the top-dog.

 

[Jackalb]

I would say Ipod but it'd run out eventually.
I would say machete incase I find myself threatened but I'm more likely to harm myself with it.

Cyanide.

 

[teutonicman]

Anti-rape device.

 

[Sansha]

My iPod. 5000+ songs, stand up videos, and some movies==no boredom. Or an acoustic guitar. Hmmm...decisions!

Beat me to it.

But yeah, I agree.

Good luck when you need to charge it.

I think the charger coming with it would be a given.

 

[pineapplewizzard]

a pick axe.

 

[adderseal]

In true Oblivion fashion, a lockpick.

 

[Sansha]

In true Oblivion fashion, a lockpick.

Great, now you've violated the law.

 

[Rand-m]

This would be good.

I come in there thinking "Hey! I'm gonna be witty and say a "Get Out of Jail Free Card!" Well I'd better scroll through the first few just to see what other people are saying.

Then you had to go and be here much earlier. Showoff.

I just thought you'd like to know that this is officially happening to me on a daily basis.

 

[Lamppenkeyboard]

Proof of my innocence.

 

[MetalMantheRevenge]

Either a butt-plug. Or a shottie. Choice 2 seems....easier.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

A fuckload of cigarettes, or crack. Gets those inmates fairly well on your side fairly fast.

Or a tank. Tanks defeat everything, even a prison.

 

[Jaranja]

My iPod. 5000+ songs, stand up videos, and some movies==no boredom. Or an acoustic guitar. Hmmm...decisions!

Beat me to it.

But yeah, I agree.

Good luck when you need to charge it.

I think the charger coming with it would be a given.

I forgot every prison cell had a plug point.

 

[Joeshmoe5]

Russian mash potatoes like in iron man2