You're going to jail - one item with you
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Sorry, those are two different things. Its either the gun or the bullet.D Bones said:
I'd bring a porn magazine.
I'd say a cell phone with the governor's number on it so I could bug the hell out of him until he pardons me, but you can get those in prison if you know the right person. I'd say a gun to end my own life with, but we're not allowed to have anything that could be used to escape or harm others with... also you can get those in prison if you know the right person. (not kidding) Drugs? You can get those anyway. Money? Same thing. Honestly, there are things I can get in a Texas prison with less hassle than it would take to get them on the street. I should know, I spent several years of my life as a correctional officer in a Texas State Prison.
Honestly, to use a loose interpretation of the word "item" I'd bring a prostitute with me and pimp her to the other inmates. Now THAT is something hard to come by in prison.
Honestly, to use a loose interpretation of the word "item" I'd bring a prostitute with me and pimp her to the other inmates. Now THAT is something hard to come by in prison.
You know, I only clicked on this thread because I was hoping to be the first to post that. Fuck.Lord George said:
At first I thought a pistol with one bullet... but then I read through the posts and I'd settle for a laptop if I was provided internet 
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A Pokeball containing an Abra. I can use teleport to escape when no one is looking! Then I can resume my rein of terror in Liechtenstein.
not in most JRPG's i've played. Thrown into prison keep my weapons, armour and all my other items. sure, i got out in a cutscene where i somehow get the key, but failing that cutscene i am sure i would have been able to bash the cell door down with my weapons eventually ¬_¬Sansha said:
to answer the question... i don't think i can. if i bring any game consoles, that means i can't bring any games. If i bring a book, it will eventually get boring, reading it over and over again.
how about the fake death pill from metal gear solid 3. sure, if i don't have the antidote in my tooth, i'll eventually die for real, but it would be less torturous and painful than anything else.
i like how the lube and chastity belt joke haven't tired out xD
Acoustic. iPod will run out of battery sooner than you'd have wanted, and as an iPod dock/charger would count as another item...pantallica95 said:
A whistle that when blown summons Tony Jaa, Ramon Dekkers, Anderson Silva, Chuck Norris, Jackie Chan, Jet Li and Bruce Lee. The are all under my control and follow my orders like a loyal dog also guarding me from danger. Let's just say I won't be getting raped in the showers .
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Bring a PC with Internet connection.
Why? Because:
a. I spend a lot of time on my PC
b. Games can be easily pirated
c. No boredom
And most importantly: d. p0rn.
Why? Because:
a. I spend a lot of time on my PC
b. Games can be easily pirated
c. No boredom
And most importantly: d. p0rn.