A letter of pardon from the Governor. Or a harmonica, which I don't know how to play but I assume that as soon as I am in prison that I will know how to play it.
You're going to jail - one item with you
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I think I'll bring a Llama, for the milk.
Or perhaps an elecrtrified assring or something, instantly frying any winkles that come in my vicinity.
Or perhaps an elecrtrified assring or something, instantly frying any winkles that come in my vicinity.
Ninja'dLord George said:This would be good.
So what else to I take...hmm... maybe a suit of armor. Yeah that way I don't get pushed around so much
Is everyone in this thread going to the same prison? Because we could each bring one piece of a giant project or electrical setup. Like I'd bring the 4G router, someone else brings the xbox. ANother bring the HDTV, and so and and so forth. Problem solved.
War and Peace.
Such a long book that it may just last the life-sentence... and if not, well, it's heavy enough (and hopefully hardcover) to beat my skull in.
Such a long book that it may just last the life-sentence... and if not, well, it's heavy enough (and hopefully hardcover) to beat my skull in.
A court order that gives me a list of demands the prison has to follow-
1. They have to knock down the walls to the 3 cells next to mine to extended space also private walls
2.no cellmates
3. flat screen lcd t.v with a huge colltion of dvds and bluerays
4. a personal frige stocked with all my favorite foods
5 private bathroom with shower
I could go on but the list is pretty big....
1. They have to knock down the walls to the 3 cells next to mine to extended space also private walls
2.no cellmates
3. flat screen lcd t.v with a huge colltion of dvds and bluerays
4. a personal frige stocked with all my favorite foods
5 private bathroom with shower
I could go on but the list is pretty big....
Laptop with internet connection. (There is places where you can charge your computer battery in jails, right?)
