You're going to jail - one item with you
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A combination football/sleeping gas dispenser that's already fully loaded. I'll fashion a gas mask out of a fishtank filter and a surgical mask, drop that baby in the vents, and get out of there inside a week. Keep in mind that it was a football first; the sleeping gas thing was just an unfortunate addition that I had no way of knowing about.
Or maybe soap-on-a-rope.
Also, how is this different from the desert island situation?
Or maybe soap-on-a-rope.
Also, how is this different from the desert island situation?
A get out of jail free-card ^_^ (damn: Ninja'd)
Failing that smuggle in C4 in chewing gum and an electronic detonator in asthma inhaler (not that I have asthma, but they might not know that >.>)
Failing that smuggle in C4 in chewing gum and an electronic detonator in asthma inhaler (not that I have asthma, but they might not know that >.>)
I love how few people bother to observe the restriction placed on escape items. I think "a way to get out" is the obvious answer but it's less fun.
Assuming the prison has a library and materials for drawing or writing, I'd have to say my guitar.
Assuming the prison has a library and materials for drawing or writing, I'd have to say my guitar.
That really depends on which country's prison I'd be stuck in.
If I was to be sent to an American maximum security prison,, I'd bring a cyanide pill.
If I was to be sent to an Norwegian prison, I'd bring a laptop.
And yes, you can do that here in Norway.
Rehabilitation of criminals is a far better option than pure and hellish punishment.
If I was to be sent to an American maximum security prison,, I'd bring a cyanide pill.
If I was to be sent to an Norwegian prison, I'd bring a laptop.
And yes, you can do that here in Norway.
Rehabilitation of criminals is a far better option than pure and hellish punishment.
A suit of powered exoskeleton built by me... I have designs... they include a perfect comfort system... civilian model of it does anyhow... kinda bulky... but it would make me impossible to rape... and well it has systems to maintain comfortable temperature and whatnot at all times... giving me a wonderful level of comfort... all the time...
so i'd never hafta take it off...
no need for weapons... cuz the thing is armoured as hell... and nigh unbreakable without actual armour piercing weapons... last i checked a shiv isn't nearly as good for armour penetration as say... a .50 cal AP round... or the like... so it'd be no problem for violent attacks... plus... well... yeah...
fun times picking on inmates who could do nothing to stop you... or hurt you back...
so i'd never hafta take it off...
no need for weapons... cuz the thing is armoured as hell... and nigh unbreakable without actual armour piercing weapons... last i checked a shiv isn't nearly as good for armour penetration as say... a .50 cal AP round... or the like... so it'd be no problem for violent attacks... plus... well... yeah...
fun times picking on inmates who could do nothing to stop you... or hurt you back...
Well considering the rules state you can't kill people with your item, and you can't use it for escape, I'd have to say a guitar, so I can learn to play again and have a nice sing-song with the hardened criminals.