You're out on the street one day isolated...

[Jedoro]

I act like I'm going to give them a sweetroll, but at the last minute throw it in the air, hoping that they'll pay attention to it long enough for me to get a shot in on the leader.

Morrowind FTW

OT: Right now, I'd take the beating, because hopefully the scars would help me get a bit more female attention, and the story would be pretty awesome. Give me a few months, and my answer will be "draw my .45 and fire" because defending the life of another is justification for lethal force.

 

[Pegghead]

I'd help the woman. It ain't right for things like that to happen, and I'll never forget my history teacher one day telling us about a time in the city when he'd seen a bunch of neo-nazis putting up racist posters so he tore a fresh one down right in front of them.

 

[lacktheknack]

Psychological torture!

I'd like to see them attack effectively while being verbally assaulted about how delicious their eyes look and how my two thumbs are more than enough to

Yes, this works in real life. Yes, I've had experience.

 

[madster11]

Call the police, take a video of them for a few seconds to get all their faces, send it to a friend.
While the phone is sending the video, i proceed to use their testicles as my own personal punching bag, hopefully preventing them from further damaging the gene pool before i get my ass beat into a pulp.

After they've left and i'm lying in a pool of my own blood, the police would show up.
Thanks to my glorious iPhones HD video the attackers are identified, at which point they get sent to jail and sued, and i get government pay and the local cops develop a liking to me, which means i get a enough money a week to rent my own house and pay all my bills, while any police who pull me over will give me a warning, and the woman who i helped would probably give me some reward, all while the muslim community in Sydney and Newcastle give me massive props and i now get free falafel and kebabs in a stack of places.

This is all assuming i'm just walking randomly in the middle of nowhere with only the stuff i usually carry on me. If, however, my car is close by, i would be showing back up to the scene with a nice large chunk of steel and smacking their heads in until their brains are drying in the street, and then i would flee the scene before anyone gets my face or the police show up.

 

[DuskServent]

Ok, I got this, I yell out to them to get their attention, then I get in the leaders face and go "U MAD NUG!" Then, I take a few steps back and while they are confused, I whip my hair back and forth...

lol
Ok, in reality it depends on the location, is it an area where people don't usually go? Is it an area where there are probably a large number of people who frequent the area?

For the first one, I call the cops and ask them to get down there as fast as they can while I hold them off. I would end up getting beaten, but I would be able to recover from that.

If it's the second on, then I would go find help as fast as I can, probably look for a few people who look strong enough to hold them back, or maybe try and find the local friendly gangsters, then go over and call them out and save the woman.

 

[the spud]

In reality, I'd probably just call Westborough just to see what would happen...

 

[Crescent Sun]

I would intervene.
1. Good karma. It will owe me big time
2. If I die, I may become a martyr to end such bigotry.
3. I hate neo-nazis and have an Islamic friend.

 

[The Last Parade]

Use my Force Shout to separate them from her, take out the closest one with a dual frost spell and raise him to fight for me while my magicka recharges, after that I use flames to finish the last man and the zombie if he's still up and healing for any hits I might take

 

[Wintermoot]

distract them and kick their asses.
I HATE neo-Nazi,s and people who pick on easy targets (the disabled,the elderly etc.)

 

[manic_depressive13]

It genuinely depends on what mood I'm in. I might just avoid the situation, but if I'm feeling suicidal at the time, which I often am, I might engage them.

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[thirion1850]

To be honest, I'd probably distract them so that the person can escape but quickly regret it later. I don't do well when I'm about to get beaten by a group who can do fuck all. ^^"

 

[Dethenger]

I like to think I'd be willing to intervene. I'd try and talk some sense into them, of course, but if it's either me being beaten or her being killed, I'd take the beating.

 

[Double A]

Step 1: Call the cops
Step 2: Talk the Monster to Death
Contingency plan: Deck 'em and hope any bystanders will help and not stand by like nimrods.

 

[averydeeadaccount]

do what I always do in a situation like this, find a way for me to get into the best situation while thinking through what to do. the first thing that comes to mind is to walk past them as if their a street beggar, pretending they dont exist and giving enough room to avoid physical contact. being a white male, they would assume i have no issues with their actions and would join them if not for my busy lifestyle. as i walk past i would have enough time to think through how to act and have decided what to do by the time i pass them.

dont know what i would decide to do, because i dont know the exact circumstance, but i would probably pick the biggest one of them and kick them in the balls from behind, disabling them from the impending fight, and them use their body as a weapon to throw into push from behind into the second biggest threat, leaving one side of the street temporarily open. for the woman to escape through and call the cops. by this time the third member is moving into the fight, and the second slightly dazed member is getting up from underneath the first emmobilized member.

i then run like the wind towards the police station, so that after if i dont manage to escape, the cops will pass me running from them, or being beaten up if i dont last that long

 

[Zen Toombs]

When you seen a group of Neo-Nazi attacked a Muslim women who clearly can't defend herself. You can distract them by insulting them, but do you want to do that? If you distract them she can escape, but you'll get a beating. You have 3 minutes before she is beaten to death. Choose wisely.

I'd distract them, hopefully with the cops being called (I'm not sure if we're allowed to do that, but if I can I'd go for it). Hopefully I'd get help from others around or at least survive the encounter.

I'm not sure what I'd do if the situation was more ambiguous though. For example, if it was just one member of a couple yelling at the other, I'd probably let them alone because "it's not my business".

Step 2: Talk the Monster to Death

Also, bonus points for the Dr. Who reference.

 

[theamazingbean]

Draw my gun. If they won't cease their attack, open fire.

 

[Ldude893]

Throw a can at them and run like hell. They'll most likely chase me anyway since I'm Asian.

If I get the chance, I'd try to go back and check if the woman got away.

 

[Thundero13]

I'd certainly do something, if they seemed like they were gonna kill her i'ddraw a crowd or call the police or something...
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