You're out on the street one day isolated...

[loc978]

Wait, I'm unarmed? Does not compute.

But yeah, call the cops, insult them, let em know I called the cops... and apparently take my beating. I'm extensively trained in hand-to-hand combat, though. I think I'd hold up pretty well.

 

[Supertegwyn]

I carry a gun so I'd be all like:

Me: Yo stop right there Criminal Scum!
Nazis: What yo talking 'bout fool?
Me: Stop beating dat lady!
Nazis: Make us!
Me: Bam! Bam!
Nazis: Urgh!
Me: Ahahahahahahahahah!

 

[WarDialler]

3 minutes. Surely that's enough time to run around the corner, grab a cricket bat from the local sports shop and shout that some neo-nazis are beating up a woman outside?

Gather a crowd, most people will follow a leader especially in a situation like this. If surrounded by pussies, well, let that lovely bit of English Willow do the talking.