You're starting a Church! Make up some humorous commandments!

[XJ-0461]

"Don't be a dick"

And then my work would be done, and I could go spend some time doing some drawings.

 

[General BrEeZy]

thou shalt pimp all thy days as Barney of HIMYM. (how i met your mother)
thou shalt suit up to accomplish these tasks.
thou shalt be legendary in all things.
high-fives are necessary as well.

i just need my suit dry-cleaned..

You loveable bastard, you suited in an unmistakably upward fashion!

phone-five!
myeh, lets do an air-five. which compass-direction do you live from the state of Utah? i'll air-five in that direction!