Yourself in one sentence.

[arsenicCatnip]

Hi, I'm Summer, and I'm a nerdy kinkster barista who loves toffee nut syrup.

 

[eelel]

Hi I am Eelel and I am a nerd in every sence of the word.

 

[Normalgamer]

Hello I'm John, and I heard you like mudkipz.

 

[Turbo_Destructor]

Hey, I like to think I'm different and interesting... but I'm probably not.

 

[Hollock]

Bonjour I'm Jeremy and I don't speak French.

 

[Doctor What]

Hi, I'm a person with lame aspirations and I don't very much enjoy my own company.

 

[case_orange]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

If you don't believe me, google it.

Wow that is. umm.. yea thanks that was interesting.

Indeed. You learned something about grammar.

But I'm also a big dude from upstate NY, so the sentence (more-or-less) applies.

 

[likalaruku]

I am the terror that flaps in the night.

 

[Kiju]

Hello, I'm Kiju and I'm a very opinionated, hypocritical furry.

 

[rekabdarb]

You're the voice, try and understand it, make a noise and make it clear

 

[Turbulenssi]

Hi, my name is Henri and I'm not french!

 

[Kaltazraza]

Wroooaaaarrrr You're Burning.

 

[Daedalus1942]

Very simple, introduce and describe yourself or your most defining aspect in one simple sentence. Are you an alcoholic? Autistic kid? Fetishist? Cop? Student? Ladykiller? Maneater?
Don't worry, we're all friends here! I'll start.

Hello, my name is Marius, and I've got ADHD.

(HELLO MARIUS)

Shizophrenic, eccentric, paranoid delusional with depressive (but not suicidal) tendencies.

 

[Koganesaga]

The quite guy in the corner of the office who is going to kill you all someday.

 

[Sh0ckFyre]

Hello, I'm Chris, and I'm a smarmy, miserable video-game addicted douche bag with an alcohol fetish and self-esteem issues.

 

[Tdc2182]

'Ello, me name is Thadeus, Thadeus Micheal Scottburg the third, and I start to sound really dumb when I dont get sleep.

 

[erto101]

Hello, My name is something I hate, and I have one of those special brain disorders that makes me go on for an insanly long amount of time about things that interest me like playing music and games and my internet habit and going on about things and my excelent vocabulary and philosiphy and how most games these days suck and how I have way too much time on my hands and yet I never get any work done and...


(HELLO, MEN IN WHITE COATS)

Man that's a disorder ?!? I gotta have that too

well, hem hem...

Hello good sirs i'm Markus and besides that above (That was actually quite accurate) i'm extremely lazy and whenever i want to do something like homework i end up conquering the world in Empire TW

 

[little.09]

i am super jesus

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

hi, I'm DoomyMcDoom, I'm the armadillo king!