Yourself in one sentence.

[Boba Frag]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die

Damn you for getting there first

Hello, my name is Dave and I quote things too much, which makes people grumpy; I also enjoy using puncuation to camouflage long sentences which I've learned makes my lecturers grumpy.

 

[teebeeohh]

Everyone calls me Marvin and I'm not depressed.

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

hello, my name is bee and i am a serial killer/cannibal.

 

[Foobula]

Why! Won't! It! Work!

 

[Proctorninja]

Im clark and i am spawn camping this thread

 

[KingGolem]

Omnes tremite infando terrore, enim Maximus vere est optimus, mons quis ambulat similis vir.

REAL men do it in Latin! Brownie points to whoever can read it! And for the record, "Maximus" is my Latin name. It is a fitting one, for I am tall.

Heh, or:

Maximus sum, et bene apellatus.

 

[Bradd94]

Hello, my name is Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question... - Objectivist Rant. I'll stop myself before I begin

OT: Hello, my name is Bradley, and I lately realised my life is over because one of my xbox accounts now has over 150'000 Gamerscore.

 

[ddon]

Hello, my name is (insert name here) and I have the kind of insanity when you much.

 

[Comma-Kazie]

Yo--I'm Dan, a lazy genius with an unbreakable addiction to escapism.

 

[Aesir23]

Hi, I'm Emily and I play video games on both consoles AND the PC.

(HELLO EMILY)

 

[Confused NPC]

Hello, my name is ***** and I wholeheartedly embrace the anonymity of the internet.

 

[NoblePhilistineFox]

"im not condescending, I think of to many important things for you to understand."
or else
"some people say im an insane human, I say that people are the justified insane"

EDIT:I dont like to argue, YOURE the one who argues

 

[RatRace123]

Hello my name is inconsequential, and I enjoy being vague.

(Hello)

 

[legion431]

"Rise and shine Dr Freeman, rise and shine."

 

[oOxatikeOo]

Hi, I'm Barry Scott and this is new Cillit Bang.

 

[Donttazemehbro]

Hello, My name is John and I have a life

"Hi John"

 

[Sarahcidal]

Hello, my name is Sarah and I am entirely too proud of my breasts

 

[Slenn]

Hi, I'm Nels, my name is Norwegian, and I am the biggest freaking nerd you will ever meet, period.

 

[Aur0ra145]

Howdy, my name is Brad and I fly airplanes.