Yourself in one sentence.

[xXAsherahXx]

i can sum it up in one word even...jackass...yes, jackass

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

I'm Panda, and I can pretty much do whatever I want, because I look good in leather.

 

[DSEZ]

hello im tyler and i am a muay thai fighter

 

[MetaKnight19]

I am the Hakumen, The end has come. =]

Oh my God, its Hakumen! *cowers in the corner* [sub]Please don't hurt me...[/sub]

OT : Hi, I'm the horse with no name (a cookie to the first person who quotes the reference) and I'm not really a social person.

 

[Sakurazaki1023]

Hello, I'm Joseph and I think being normal is for idiots, being eccentric is far more fun.

 

[Flack]

Hello, I'm Callum and i'm incredibly flirtatious.
(HELLO ME)

 

[ZomgSharkz]

Hello, my name is Dillon and everything I say is a lie.

 

[AfroTree]

Hi, I'm Glen, I like to throw disc's that go boom

please hug me ;_;

no hug

then you die!

*disk barrage*

 

[CincoDeMayo]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die

This killed me. Also, I was thinking of posting the same thing, but I guess you win this time, my good sir.

Hi, I'm CincoDeMayo and on a scale from awesome to awesome when describing how awesome I am I consider myself lying somewhere around awesometeen.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Hey, I'm Sean and I teach maths to teenagers.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die

You are now one of my gods.
Along with David Tennant, Google and Stephen Fry

 

[DarkRyter]

I really wish I was Irish.

 

[rt052192]

Hello, my name is rich and I'm epic

 

[The Rascal King]

I like french toast.

 

[jesse.]

Im the jesse and im the antifail

 

[DocBalance]

Hello, my name is not important, for I am a sexy shoeless god of war.

 

[Beardon65]

Who needs a life when you have the internet?

 

[rb26dett]

Hello, Im a necessary evil in every company...

 

[ramox]

Hi, i'm Roland and i am not funny!

 

[Dr.Sean]

Hello, I'm Sean, and I'm too sexy for my shirt.

 

[geldonyetich]

Accursed procrastination complex: I'm getting too old for this crap.