You've been caught!

[Just Joe]

Ok, Bigolbear wins.
Uh, I ws once walking down an empty school corridor while this other guy was sitting at a table at one end of it, facing away from me, working on something. My footsteps were the only noise in the building. Just to see how long it would take him to react, I stopped a few meters behind him and just marched in place. Took him about a minute.

 

[Mekado]

Oh and the weirdest thing i saw was my step-sister enjyoying her energizer-powered friend, holy freakin god i was aghast.She was supposed to be in school so i didn't knock (i was doing everyone's laundry when i was off-work, don't laugh it was either that or pay rent ) and BAM seeing my step-sister in her own world, needless to say i shut the door pretty fast before i'd get my skull bashed in.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
"huh....the laundry"
"why didn't you knock?"
"because you're supposed to be at school?"
"yeah i was getting ready to go"
"i can see that..."
"shut up, SHUT THE FK UP FOREVER"
"yeah sure, you need a lift when you're done....getting ready for school?"

hehehe, we laugh about it today, but boy was i surprised >

Whoa... Is she hot? I kid, I kid, but that must have been pretty distubing for you to see...

...right?

she kinda is but since she's my step-sister i decided these thoughts needed to be buried forever

And yes, disturbing, couldn't look her in the eyes for a couple of days after that haha

Oh poo... And here I thought I would get to use the step-sister de-motivational poster...

Energizer-powered friend? I dun get it ><
Enlighten me? XD

Seriously ? i'm not sure i can be any clearer without being graphic, think hard and long, what uses batteries and is a lonely girl's best friend ?

 

[chaosfenrir]

I dun noe ><
I'm an innocently little kitty, cant u see? XD

 

[Metric Monkey]

I dun noe ><
I'm an innocently little kitty, cant u see? XD

Why yes I can see that. I wanna take you home (But not like that, perverts.)

 

[oden636]

caught in the middle of intercourse by my father... yes dinner that night was awkward =D

 

[Metric Monkey]

caught in the middle of intercourse by my father... yes dinner that night was awkward =D

Man that sucks. Any of you bring it up during dinner that night?

 

[systhicsfg]

I just can't resist those big red and green eyes.

Just imagine the story some man will have if he ever... well you know (and don't pretend you don't). He'd be seen as a god among men on 4Chan.

4Chan loves Desu. Enough said, i think. Going further, RL Desu *cough*.. well... you know what 4chan is like.

 

[Metric Monkey]

i used to get up at midnight and get a can of pepsi some times 2 and when i have have canned pop i take the tabs off at the time due to extreme tiredness i didn't know what to do with the tabs so i would slide them under the fridge about a year after doing this the fridge crapped out when my dad moved it there was a hundred pop tabs under the fridge

Nice one. Did they figure out you did it?

 

[Just Joe]

Thread is dead?

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

my friend walked in on his girlfriend waxing my leg...
his reaction was pretty much just like what yours was then...
probably best if you don't ask what was happening really.

 

[The White Light]

I fell asleep one night and when I woke up I was outside a mall in my underwear, and my tongue was stuck in one of those yellow bee catcher things. Also I was in the next town over.

To this day I still have no freaking idea.

 

[Yassen]

Well sometimes when I watch music videos on youtube I try and memorise the lyrics or act out the scene. Ever heard of al Yankovic's song "Hardware store"? My mother walked in on me standing up and acting out all the things he was singing. All I could do was stand there and silently nod to what she asked me. Wasn't a very awkward situation now that I think about it but awkward for me at the time.

When I was 13 I walked in on my friend at the time smelling my sisters underwear... that was odd. Wasn't mad at him just confused.

Also when I was 13 I was becoming fascinated by girls and I stayed over at this girls place when she had like 4 other girls there. In the early morning while they slept I kinda... sat next to them and watched them sleep. It would be creepy if I still did that but I was young and curious. Anyway, the mother walked in on me watching her daughter. I almost died on the spot, but she seemed to understand and simply didn't ask or wake them up. Thank goodness to, if they found out they would have told my family and they might have sent me off to be tested incase I become a pervert.

All in the past now though.

 

[Muphin_Mann]

Well...you see, it was all innocent. But it must have looked strange. In high school i would eat lunch outside the choir room with these two girls. Sometimes people would come out of the choir room since the school had two seperate lunch periods and choir was the second while we where the first.

At one point a large number of people came out while i was lying down in the hallway with two teenage girls lying on top of me.

Not important how they got there. Just know that it wasnt anything bad.

*On a snowtrip in Japan, caught by 2 mates when I was drunk off my tits (plum wine = evil) naked in the stairwell and pelvic-thrusting and air-guitaring to Queen.

*Rolling around in the backyard whilst giggling maniacally (trying to make my dog aggro) and a mate rocked up to bring back some DVDs.

*Making miniature plastic cows dance in front of a camera (I was compiling random shots for a video I was making) and my sister walked in on me.

*Learning the hard way that condoms don't flush down the toilet.

- There's plenty more but I'll post them later when i remember

That first one is epic. EPIC.

Sex in a dorm hallway...
At 9:30 at night.

That last bits the problem. If you do it at 5am after all the drunks who plan on sleeping before class are back then your less likely to be caught.

Thread is dead?

- Tho it may never return all the forum knew the witch thread never die

Man, if you got that referance without looking it up. That would be crazy.

 

[Insanum]

I never have been and never will be caught doing something I don't want to be seen doing (*knock on wood*). I'm just too intelligent.

Some interesting stories from you people, though. Keep 'em coming.

After 4 hours of WW2 documentaries (i LIKE ww2 docs, I just hit my limit)

Done after only 4 hours? Lightweight.

Just kidding, I don't think I've ever managed 4 straight hours of any documentaries, even World War 2. I could though, hell I've probably come close before. I do love World War 2. And documentaries.

I was hungover & waiting for my cousin & Fiance to do it so we could then go & get some food...I think 4 hours of documentaries when your hungover deserves a medal.

 

[The_Chief]

EDIT:

uhh ot
my cousin masturbating.
my dad watching porn.
my cousin doing it with his girlfriend.
my uncle watching porn.
my dad pulling porn out of the dvd player
i was caught tasting my dads brandy.
i was caught singing the the bathroom at school. violent pornography was the song. yeeeaaaaaa

Your family hasn't mastered the art of discretion, have they?

NOT AT ALL! my dad even saw me look at the screen. he didn't really care and told me we had pizza in the fridge. and if i would of stayed out of the upstairs i wouldn't of seen my cousin. and my uncle is single so i didn't really care. but i've never been caught masturbating masturbated

 

[ExaltedK9]

Wait, why not? I've been in the loop until now....I just couldn't make sense of what you said. It seemed kinda like a de-railment, or change of subject. Or maybe I just didn't catch on.

Don't leave me in the dark! @.@

Are you 9 years old and haven't had the B & B talk with your parents yet?

No, actually I just don't speak red-eyed demon child. I guess If I cared enough, I could actually just look up whatever 4chan is....but I don't sadly.

 

[Timotei]

i was at my friends house when in the middle of the night he asked if i wanted to smoke, i said yes. When we smoked in the back yard we saw a light on in one of the bedrooms, it was his mom and dad... at 3 am... i still get nightmares and cant look at them...

Something like that happened in "That 70's Show", but to have it happen in real life is just terrible.

Michel and I took a road trip to Florida last summer. One night we stopped for the night at this one motel in Texas. We had just gotten back from dinner and were about to retire to our room when we passed by the room next to us and saw the couple... *ahem* through the open curtains!!!

It didn't help that the walls were made of 1/8 inch plywood and we could hear them. The sound still haunts me to this day.

And no... we slept in different beds. DON'T ASSUME!!

Oh god. That's almost traumatizing even to someone who hasn't experienced it.

It didn't help that she was a screaming banshee and he wouldn't stop saying extremely... stupid things.

 

[Knife 28]

Well one night I was at my friends house and I had to piss and when I was coming back I say my friend pissing in the fridge...
And once I say my Mum try to play Halo 3.