You've been caught!

[killcheese]

sometimes i like 2 dance naked XD don't judge me

are there old men in trench coats and cash involved?

 

[Acid Armageddon]

Looking at womens feet......yup.......people are like "Wtf is that guy doin'?"...but whatever

 

[The_Chief]

Looking at womens feet......yup.......people are like "Wtf is that guy doin'?"...but whatever

i love reassurance that im not the only one that does things!

 

[Mekado]

Oh and the weirdest thing i saw was my step-sister enjyoying her energizer-powered friend, holy freakin god i was aghast.She was supposed to be in school so i didn't knock (i was doing everyone's laundry when i was off-work, don't laugh it was either that or pay rent ) and BAM seeing my step-sister in her own world, needless to say i shut the door pretty fast before i'd get my skull bashed in.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
"huh....the laundry"
"why didn't you knock?"
"because you're supposed to be at school?"
"yeah i was getting ready to go"
"i can see that..."
"shut up, SHUT THE FK UP FOREVER"
"yeah sure, you need a lift when you're done....getting ready for school?"

hehehe, we laugh about it today, but boy was i surprised >

 

[Timotei]

Are you 9 years old and haven't had the B & B talk with your parents yet?

I never had that talk with my parents. They figured I'd find out on my own and I did. But I always did wonder how parents told their kids about it. Like what exact words they actually used. (I know this one kid who was nearly traumatized cause he had that talk with his parents. Makes me wanna know exactly what they talked about.)

From what I hear (I've never had the talk), I'd guess that the parents tell their kids how to... do the do.

But that's just my guess.

 

[killcheese]

Are you 9 years old and haven't had the B & B talk with your parents yet?

I never had that talk with my parents. They figured I'd find out on my own and I did. But I always did wonder how parents told their kids about it. Like what exact words they actually used. (I know this one kid who was nearly traumatized cause he had that talk with his parents. Makes me wanna know exactly what they talked about.)

From what I hear (I've never had the talk), I'd guess that the parents tell their kids how to... do the do.

But that's just my guess.

I never had the talk but i had no problem first time. Iv had other odd talks with them though, like about cooking for other people...

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

NO LIE!! me and my friend were spending the night at another friends house and when we woke up we walked into the living room and caught him jerking off and watching spongebob square pants .. we slowly backed away and never spoke of it since

whether he is hot over old bob, it just happened to be on when he decided to knock one off or he gets bored during masturbation is to this day a mystery

That is quite disturbing.

Me and my mate got blind drunk and got caught setting off fire alarms... in a university... that neither of us attended. We managed to escape the clutches of campus security by scaling the cricket nets.

 

[Rasak11]

most likely the time when i was on a bus back from a field trip and i was acting like i was having sex with this one really fat girl me and all my freinds were laughing and then one of them told the girl i have a crush on and she called me a pervert

 

[tangylaser]

sometimes i like 2 dance naked XD don't judge me

are there old men in trench coats and cash involved?

mabey

 

[ElephantGuts]

I never have been and never will be caught doing something I don't want to be seen doing (*knock on wood*). I'm just too intelligent.

Some interesting stories from you people, though. Keep 'em coming.

After 4 hours of WW2 documentaries (i LIKE ww2 docs, I just hit my limit)

Done after only 4 hours? Lightweight.

Just kidding, I don't think I've ever managed 4 straight hours of any documentaries, even World War 2. I could though, hell I've probably come close before. I do love World War 2. And documentaries.

EDIT:

uhh ot
my cousin masturbating.
my dad watching porn.
my cousin doing it with his girlfriend.
my uncle watching porn.
my dad pulling porn out of the dvd player
i was caught tasting my dads brandy.
i was caught singing the the bathroom at school. violent pornography was the song. yeeeaaaaaa

Your family hasn't mastered the art of discretion, have they?

 

[killcheese]

When i was in high school i got in so much trouble that one of the periods i never went to was officially switched to study hall. In study hall there was a guy named mike...he was freakin large. Like...can I supersize that for you large.

Mike loves burgers...there his favorite...

We had one of those shoot a fishing pole things they fold up and shit...and a burger on a big ass hook...and launched it onto his desk...

He's chassing our asses out of the classroom and down halls...meanwhile i have a fishing pole in my hand draggin a burger down halls with a fat guy chasing after me.

Yeah needless to say mike might be huge but that mofo can run

HAHA! you just made me wake up my sister because im laughing so much. Thank you!

 

[Timotei]

i was at my friends house when in the middle of the night he asked if i wanted to smoke, i said yes. When we smoked in the back yard we saw a light on in one of the bedrooms, it was his mom and dad... at 3 am... i still get nightmares and cant look at them...

Something like that happened in "That 70's Show", but to have it happen in real life is just terrible.

Michel and I took a road trip to Florida last summer. One night we stopped for the night at this one motel in Texas. We had just gotten back from dinner and were about to retire to our room when we passed by the room next to us and saw the couple... *ahem* through the open curtains!!!

It didn't help that the walls were made of 1/8 inch plywood and we could hear them. The sound still haunts me to this day.

And no... we slept in different beds. DON'T ASSUME!!

 

[Rhayn]

I was reenacting the Hugh Laurie sketch 'leg work' in what little downtown we have, wearing a novelty police hat. The cops came and asked me to stop unless I wanted to get arrested.

It was worth it.

Edit; here's the sketch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAE5z8Ct56g&feature=related

 

[Syntax Error]

Are you 9 years old and haven't had the B & B talk with your parents yet?

That talk would be traumatizing if people actually gave it.

"Birds and bees? What the fuck? How would that even wor--AAAAHHHHH GOD WHY EVERYTHING IS RUINED FOREVER"

I imagine a lot of lower-back and groin-related injuries later in the kid's life.

EDIT:
Seeing my parents going at it. Not really all that terrible in retrospect, because at the time I was too young to know any better (Not yet in puberty, and not yet being taught about the Reproductive systems in school).

 

[BakaSmurf]

Well...

I was doing that one martial art involving swords... Tai chi I think it is... With my longsword while wearing my home-made (and fully functional) Lorica Segmenta (Google it if you're interested) and Optimus Prime helmet (Please, don't ask) when my sister and cousin walked in (Well, I was outside so I guess 'out' might be more accurate) on me and decided it would be a good idea to scare me, they laughed when my sword went airborn but immediately stopped as soon as it came back down and 'nailed' my foot to the ground.

They tried to bring it up once in front of my friends to try and make fun of me, but when I mentioned I could have died because of their jerk-assery they shut their mouths and hung their heads in shame.

At least I can honestly say that I've been stabbed with a sword now. =D

 

[killcheese]

Well...

I was doing that one martial art involving swords... Tai chi I think it is... With my longsword while wearing my home-made (and fully functional) Lorica Segmenta (Google it if you're interested) and Optimus Prime helmet (Please, don't ask) when my sister and cousin walked in (Well, I was outside so I guess 'out' might be more accurate) on me and decided it would be a good idea to scare me, they laughed when my sword went airborn but immediately stopped as soon as it came back down and 'nailed' my foot to the ground.

They tried to bring it up once in front of my friends to try and make fun of me, but when I mentioned I could have died because of their jerk-assery they shut their mouths and hung their heads in shame.

At least I can honestly say that I've been stabbed with a sword now. =D

wow, is this fail? i honestly do not know...

 

[Metric Monkey]

i was at my friends house when in the middle of the night he asked if i wanted to smoke, i said yes. When we smoked in the back yard we saw a light on in one of the bedrooms, it was his mom and dad... at 3 am... i still get nightmares and cant look at them...

Something like that happened in "That 70's Show", but to have it happen in real life is just terrible.

Michel and I took a road trip to Florida last summer. One night we stopped for the night at this one motel in Texas. We had just gotten back from dinner and were about to retire to our room when we passed by the room next to us and saw the couple... *ahem* through the open curtains!!!

It didn't help that the walls were made of 1/8 inch plywood and we could hear them. The sound still haunts me to this day.

And no... we slept in different beds. DON'T ASSUME!!

Oh god. That's almost traumatizing even to someone who hasn't experienced it.