You've just been brought into the office of your high school...

[triggrhappy94]

(I want everyone to particapate, I don't care how old you are or how little you get in trouble)
You're sitting in class, when the an admistrator/vice principal/whatever comes and takes you to the office for (insert whatever here, you don't have to know why). What is your stategy for getting out of trouble, or minimizing it

 

[Argtee]

It was my evil twin brother!

Yeah...I'm really bad at coming up with excuses...

 

[jamradar]

Stab the vice principle in the face then jump out the nearest window. If theres no window then run really fast at the wall and hope I break through.

 

[hopeneverdies]

"Um, you do know that I'm the good kid in a class full of punks? And you automatically assume it's me because...?"

Not only would that likely not happen, but I feel like I would end up digging myself six feet down saying that.

 

[cannot_aim]

Well it all started when I was seven... then I would go into this long winded retelling of my entire life and try and tie it to how mass media destroyed my life until they just stopped caring and let me go.

Failing that I would lie blatantly and plant evidence on people I don't like.

 

[The_Healer]

I'd deny everything.

And I mean everything.

 

[Marter]

Not do anything to get in trouble in the first place. If you didn't do anything, you have no reason to get in trouble.

 

[nicholaxxx]

Blame it on GTA. Works every time...

 

[One Seven One]

I'd look at him straight in the eyes and explain that it couldn't have been me [For whatever reason] and as proof he could see how often I get in trouble.

That should hopefully either get me off the hook or minimize the trouble.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I was hardly ever brought into the office for doing something wrong, but if I were. Then I wouldn't use some sort of a strategy to minimize the punishment.

I would simply talk clearly and listen to what they have to tell me, I will also throw in my side of the story and if it has been decided that I did something wrong and I know I've done something wrong, then I'll take my punishment like a man.

 

[The Procrastinated End]

I didn't do it, (insert situational excuse/reason here.)

 

[Sacman]

I say, "Fuck this I'm leaving..." than leave...

 

[Shockolate]

Playing Dumb.

I'm very good at that.

I've practiced.

 

[Wadders]

When in doubt, whip it out.

You never know, it might work. Probably not though...

 

[The Geek Lord]

I'd deny everything.

And I mean everything.

Were you born, ever? Are you standing in front of me? Am I asking you questions? ARE YOU STARING DOWN ETERNITY, BOY?

On topic, I'd pull out a switch blade, there'd be a long silence, and then I'd say, "Oh, sorry, I thought you were Peter Molyneux."

 

[SimuLord]

Tell Chris Hansen that I just came over to keep her company, honest.

 

[Iron Lightning]

Invent some asinine religious reason that justifies your actions and threaten to sue them for discrimination.

 

[Vilcus]

I tell them the truth, and they let me off because it obviously wasn't me. The only time I get in trouble at school is when I get into fights (all of seven times during my entire school career), and it's always the other person who instigates it, or provokes me. I have never once gotten into serious trouble for violence, and in one case the principal gave me a pat on the back for standing up for myself (he was the best principal I ever had in an Elementary school).

I don't know why, but I just never get into trouble, and when I do I've found that the truth is a very useful tool.