You've just been brought into the office of your high school...

[Leemaster777]

Here's a true story for you all:

This guy in lunch room was ROYALLY pissing me off (calling my mom a whore, calling me a tranny, etc.), and I just sat there and took it.

After lunch, I followed him down the hallway, jumped on his back (he was a pretty tall fucker, and I'm a bit short), and proceeded to beat the crap out of his head.

When taken to the principal, I burst into tears (don't judge me), and explained that the relentless torment caused me to lose it. HE got 3 days suspension. Crying works.

 

[Android2137]

It wasn't me! It was the other person in the class with the same last name!

(Actually happened. I was crying while trying to defend myself, but the discipline ...guy... was jaded. Fortunately, one teacher who knew me well was in hearing range and spoke in my defense and a double check with the teacher who issued the detention in the first place confirmed that it was a last name mix up.)

 

[cheese_wizington]

My friend did it, because he probably did.

************ gets me in loads of trouble.

 

[Free Thinker]

Option A: Put all my points in Charisma and attempt to talk my way out of it.

If A should fail, Option B: Run, jump out of nearest window, run away, lay low for a week or two.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Stab the vice principle in the face then jump out the nearest window. If theres no window then run really fast at the wall and hope I break through.

Good thing I just swallowed my Dr Pepper before I read that. That made me lol quite a bit.

OT:If the evidence is right there, you're screwed. Otherwise, give reasons that clearly state why you did what you did. That or deny it. All of those have happened to me.

 

[PrimoThePro]

I am an actor. I managed to whittle down a suspension to a mere slap on the wrist. I did a lot of bad stuff, such as beating kids up. (Noble intentions, I only beat up bullies. In the end, it's wrong) When I got to the office, I could pull off the best remorseful face, even if I didn't feel it. I'm very proud of this. I was... quite impressive if I do say so myself.

 

[TheDrunkNinja]

As soon as I get to my high school principle's office, I immediately kick him in the balls on sight, then proceed to sue him for illegal confinement and get back to my class after a six hour drive from my high school back up to my college campus.

 

[Paulie92]

accept whatever moral speech/punishment they wanted to give me then just not do it

 

[Wodan]

(I want everyone to particapate, I don't care how old you are or how little you get in trouble)
You're sitting in class, when the an admistrator/vice principal/whatever comes and takes you to the office for (insert whatever here, you don't have to know why). What is your stategy for getting out of trouble, or minimizing it

I am going to go oldschool. Honesty is the best policy always no matter what you have done. Just have to grow a pair and accept all and any consequences.

I once got pulled over for going 70 in a 55. I had my car set to cruise too. Cop pulled me over and asked me if I knew how fast I was going. I told him 70 and I was set on cruise. He was shocked by my honesty and my maturity and let me off with out any punishment.

 

[Da Chi]

Look at the Principal and stare blankly until he finishes what he's saying. Say thank you and leave. If it's the first time you do it he will be too stunned to stop you.
Doesn't work the second time around.

 

[Thedayrecker]

Just let him talk, and whatever. I've never been in trouble (behavior wise), but I was called up once, because my lack of school work was so great, the administrator felt I needed a stern talking to, and a good scare.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Aby did it.

 

[Krythe]

But... But.. I got out! NO! YOU'RE NEVER FUCKING TAKING ME BACK THERE!!!!!!!

 

[Badger Kyre]

You ever seen Southpark, "breast cancer show ever"?

In various versions, that's the story of my life.

I'm usually in trouble, and usually the tacit understanding is, they needed it.

 

[_tinned_magpie_]

At my school? Wouldn't happen, not for me. The kids with a good reputation always got a free pass, despite a few being secretly evil. One bully never got in trouble because he was 'such a good boy, he would never do such a thing', despite him punching kids in clear view of security cameras. They never even checked the tapes.

Helped a lot when some git tried to pin a theft on me though. They brought us both to the office and then laughed him back out the door.

 

[Jast]

It was funny.

 

[The Bum]

But i didn't do anything!

[sub][sub]YET[/sub][/sub]

 

[KiruTheMant]

See,I did my homework,but my Father ate it for his screenplay "The blob of doom".

 

[SovietSecrets]

You lie, but lie in such a way where you remain calm and swear you could provide witnesses. I got caught selling porn at my high school and thats what I did. Never got in trouble for it at all. To this day I still don't know how ratted me out for it.

 

[spartan231490]

I was the good kid in high school. I could have gotten away with almost anything just because the teachers and faculty all liked me so much.