You've just been brought into the office of your high school...

[Death God]

Continue to say I had no idea. The trick is to play dumb until he/she believes your telling the truth. Works with most people I know. But you've got to be convincing.

 

[justhereforthemoney]

I was at some place at some time, so I couldn't have been doing diddlysquat with jimmy and the boys, not matter how fun it was.

 

[Skorpyo]

"Hey, Mr. Current Principle. My mind must have reverted three years. Do I need to stay for the police to come and arrest me for trespassing?"

"By the way, I'm late for work."

 

[WOPR]

(I want everyone to particapate, I don't care how old you are or how little you get in trouble)
You're sitting in class, when the an admistrator/vice principal/whatever comes and takes you to the office for (insert whatever here, you don't have to know why). What is your stategy for getting out of trouble, or minimizing it

I always outsmart them... I'm never really in "trouble" per-say, but a teacher will try to start something with me (like being too loud too close to the library) and I'll remind them of their own rules and win every arguement (which in the library case was "it's lunch you're supposed to have the door shut to prevent the problem")

 

[LightOfDarkness]

Chinese Stealth Suit + Stealth Boy + 100 Sneak.

And Jingwei's Shocksword with 100 melee and sneak attack criticals :E

 

[Enzeru92]

Activate the fire Alarm through a call from my cellphone to the cellphone jacked into Fire Alarm system and escape with the crowd. Its a perfect plan I know it will work MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

[Argtee]

It was my evil twin brother!

Yeah...I'm really bad at coming up with excuses...

how about giving him a muffin like in your avatar?
OT:idk,depends on what he accuses me of.Usually just give her(yes my principal's a she)the eyebrow up look and say"really......really?you think I did that?do you have any proof?"
I usually make up an excuse right off the bat.

[edit]why do they punish you without any legitamite proof?wow they are actually hurting are knowledge by not giving us a fair trial

Hmm, I didn't even think of that.

GENIUS!

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

"I have to go home. My salmonella is acting up."

Or the classic "It was him, I swear! *Points at random person*"

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

"Matthew, why on god's Earth did you walk out of class to come to my office?"

"So you could put me in ISS."

Seriously, I got more work done in In School Suspension than I did in class.

 

[natster43]

Probably tell the truth. Possibly joke about it. I don't actually know.

 

[Thaius]

Owning up to my mistake, while explaining the misunderstanding or rationale that led to my actions. My intentions were not bad, most likely, so whatever I am getting in trouble for will at least have a reasonable explanation even if the actions themselves were wrong. So I would own up to it and give that reasonable explanation, then take whatever punishment I deserve. It would turn out a lot better than if I tried denying my part in it or something. Not to mention if something else happens in the long run, I have developed a better relationship with the principal, and they will treat me well if something similar ever happens.

 

[Saltyk]

I actually got called to the principle's office one year in high school. I was completely clueless as to why. So when the principle (think it was the assistant principle for my grade level, but...) finally saw me after a few minutes, I was quite curious.

"Why am I here?"
"Don't you know?"
"Nope."
"You've been written up on the bus. Once for having candy on the bus and twice for having a drink."
"That's why I'm here? Seriously?"
"Yes. What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Um, it was hot. I was thirsty. I had a few dollars on me, so I bought a drink."
"So, if you have money, you'll buy a drink?"
"If it's hot and I'm thirsty? Yeah."
"Just go."

Got back to class, and my teacher asked me how much time I had, to which I replied "none".

True story. Not sure that's word for word, but it's very close.

 

[Mr Pantomime]

demand irrefutable proof. Undermine any witness testimoney they have by saing that the witness has something against me. Also, the words "I OBJECT!!!"

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

First thing you do is start sobbing and crying, then you utter 10 little words

... "Please ... no ... I can't get in trouble. I just can't!" ...

You get shipped off to the school counselor whereby you sit in an office doing various things like puzzles and wordplay and then you're back to class o.o

I'm pretty good at putting on the drama and waterworks and it was like a "get out of jail free" card.

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

Once last year, when a substitute failed to appear to the class so the vast majority of the students walked out, I told the vice-principal that she was being overly accusatory and that instead of chewing out the kids like me who had actually stayed, she should have been trying to find the kids who were now wandering the halls unsupervised. Went over way, way better than you'd expect.

 

[Sirpipple]

I would use jedi mind tricks
"I am not the student your looking for"

 

[Magicman10893]

Most likely it would be for blatantly disregarding the dress code that now currently bans Tapout shirts and Converse sneakers for promoting violence and gangs somehow. My excuse is "I'm sorry sir, I didn't know I couldn't do that. I go to the Career Center all day and was never here to be informed of this new rule."

 

[dex-dex]

"oh look an eagle"
then run like hell!

I am not in secondary school anymore so i would be wondering how i got there in the first place.

 

[qeinar]

actually there would have to be an situation to make a good excuse to get out of it. for instance if someones eaten all the cakes for a cake sale then you could just blame it on a fat kid.. There are still some tactics that would probably work in more than one case.. stall for time, look for oportunities and always carry something you can start a fire with on you.. if the school is on fire they can't get you for anything, until they can get you for setting fire to the school.. but by then you would already have fled the country.. <.<

honestly though faking mental pains is a good way to go, if your parents been divorced just play that card, they might get you to go to the school psychiatrist and then you'll just get better after a while (although if you are fucked in the head and you can't hide that from a school psychiatrist you should not play that card..)
forcing yourself to vomit is also a good way to stall for time and look for oportunities..

 

[sky14kemea]

This actually sorta happened in Primary school once >.> The Principal called me out of the classroom and asked if I had mooned people in the playground during Lunch Break. I told him it was the wind, and he believed me! O:

(It wasn't the wind, I was a weird kid ;D)