You've just been brought into the office of your high school...
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Honesty's always the best policy...find out what you're being accused of and tell the truth. More often than not, if you lie about it you'll just dig yourself in deeper. Whether you did it or not is inconsequential. Take whatever happens with grace; sometimes life just ain't fair. But either way, being honest is the best way to keep yourself out of too much trouble (since you're saving everyone so much time trying to dig up the truth, and your lie WILL be exposed anyway) you're likely to get hit with a minimum, if anything.
Even if someone doesn't believe your story. Tell the truth. People can tell, usually, if someone's lying or not. Particularly when it comes to denial about something or other.
Even if someone doesn't believe your story. Tell the truth. People can tell, usually, if someone's lying or not. Particularly when it comes to denial about something or other.
I'm an awful liar. The best I can hope for is to tell the truth and hope they let me off easy on that.
Listen intently, and agree with everything, and say you really deserve to be flogged for it.
This turned a five-day suspension into a one-lunch community service annoyance.
This turned a five-day suspension into a one-lunch community service annoyance.
My high school has cameras too, but most of the time they're pointed at a wall and no one checks them unless there was a ton of grafeti.Zap Rowsdower said:
OT: I didn't get to say mine:
"Activate the sky hook..." I'd get pulled out of the window before they knew what happened
Smoke bomb. That's it, just throw a smoke bomb and sit there as if nothing had happened. Works every time!
pretend to be crazy or mentally ill. I'd just jump up onto my chair and demand a cookie then piss myself. They wouldn't know what to do.
I think it was Jeff Foxworthy who said (when in trouble with your wife, but equally applicable here): "It's just like talking to the cops. Stare straight ahead. Only speak when spoken to. No sense copping to things they don't know about yet. I Say as little as possible until I find out what exactly I'm being accused of."
EDIT: Being called/sent to the principal's office isn't always about being in trouble. In high school, I was called to the office for lots of different things: to talk to police about someone who knew me and her dealing of drugs, to address a change in my class schedules, to get the message that a member of my family died, to be given information about volunteer work and various extracurricular projects, to receive a phone call (seriously, just to answer the phone once)... all kinds of stuff.
EDIT: Being called/sent to the principal's office isn't always about being in trouble. In high school, I was called to the office for lots of different things: to talk to police about someone who knew me and her dealing of drugs, to address a change in my class schedules, to get the message that a member of my family died, to be given information about volunteer work and various extracurricular projects, to receive a phone call (seriously, just to answer the phone once)... all kinds of stuff.
Act chill and comfortable. Be compliant and if I have to, invent information, elaborate but not memorable to anyone other than myself. Keep a relaxed posture and don't change my facial expression too much. Respond positively and courteously to allay suspicion of (whatever I did here) and offer to return if they have further questions.
Oooooor just get in a ton of trouble for (whatever I did here) and feel stupid about it later. XD
Oooooor just get in a ton of trouble for (whatever I did here) and feel stupid about it later. XD
\Wodan said:
I support the Honesty is the Best Policy theory. Life is just much easier, if you just tell the truth. Don't have to worry about keeping track of lies. People also tend to be more accommodating and sympathetic or impressed if you're straight with them.
Actually having the fortitude to maintain this creed is another story ^^.
Start flirting, make some advances and then finally sexually assault him.
EDIT: This is a joke. I do not actually advocate sexual assault or rape. It was a joke about the insecurity of straight men and the whole awkward student-teacher romantic/sexual taboo thing going on there.
EDIT: This is a joke. I do not actually advocate sexual assault or rape. It was a joke about the insecurity of straight men and the whole awkward student-teacher romantic/sexual taboo thing going on there.