You've just been declared Overlord of the Universe..

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Fappy

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Whatever it is that would make my lady Death appeased. Kill half the population of the universe? Sure, why not? Anything for you honey.

As simple as snapping my fingers.

 

Hoplon

Jabbering Fool
Mar 31, 2010
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Finish breakfast.

Seriously, I just won't get anything done if I don't.
 

Nantucket_v1legacy

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Mar 6, 2012
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Feel at a loss.
Where do I go from here? My life's goal has now been accomplished and I am only 21! Sure, I am awesome but where do I go from here?

Bake a cake and eat it in front of my starving subjects?

Force Colin Firth to marry me. Done.
 

White Lightning

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Feb 9, 2012
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Force the denizens of my Universe to wage a never ending unwinnable war againest themselves for my amusement.
 

Soviet Steve

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May 23, 2009
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Build a communist utopia for all life to enjoy.

Then have my neighbour publicly humiliated in the entire universe for being loud. He has bongo drums you know.
 

Sean Hollyman

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I assign every planet a heroic planet defense team, and every year hold an intergalactic olympic games, planet vs planet. The winner gets to rename the losers planet!!
 

Elate

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Nov 21, 2010
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Quietly sit at the back, just waiting for something to break in any world and silently fix it before returning to the shadows.

I'm not what the universe wants, but I'm what it needs. I am the Dark Inter-galactic-overlord-of-the-universe.
 

Scarim Coral

Jumped the ship
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Oct 29, 2010
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I would proabably do alot of exploring since the galaxy is a big place to explore.
 

twistedmic

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I'd outlaw all flip-flops, high-heels crocs and strapless sandals (I despise the sound they make when people walk in them). I would make it a capital offense to end a sentence with the word 'at'. And I'd make it legal to smack a child (ten or older) or the parent (child is under ten) if a kid is running around or screaming/hollering in a store or public in general. Finally, the phrase 'excuse me' will be replaced with 'get the fuck out of my way' seeing as few people seem to realize that 'excuse me' is a polite way to ask someone to move.
 

Euryalus

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Jun 30, 2012
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I would use my limitless power to make this picture relevent


...And then I would force scientist to genetically engineer pokemon so I could become a trainer.
 

Nieroshai

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Become an hero. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHDmxwf_Xew] According to Capcom, being God sucks.


On another note, try for world peace and all that jazz, but try not to stomp on free will to much. And make bacon the ultimate health food.
 

EHKOS

Madness to my Methods
Feb 28, 2010
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Disintegrate all guns and military weaponry. Then create Pokemon and airships. Then drive around making things better in my Lamborghini with Lily Thai in the passenger seat. Oh also, I would finally be able to own the Ultimate Loot Chest edition of Borderlands 2.

EDIT: How could I forget?! I'd make Activision give Sony Crash's licensing back.
 

TilMorrow

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Jul 7, 2010
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Built another Universe! Then blow it up for the shits and giggles. What? I can hardly blow up the universe I've just been put in power over. That would be silly.
 

vun

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Tell everyone to keep doing whatever they're doing, I'll change stuff as I go along and think "oh, that needs fixing".
Then I'd see how I could use my newfound power to find new ways to amuse myself.