I assign every planet a heroic planet defense team, and every year hold an intergalactic olympic games, planet vs planet. The winner gets to rename the losers planet!!
I'd outlaw all flip-flops, high-heels crocs and strapless sandals (I despise the sound they make when people walk in them). I would make it a capital offense to end a sentence with the word 'at'. And I'd make it legal to smack a child (ten or older) or the parent (child is under ten) if a kid is running around or screaming/hollering in a store or public in general. Finally, the phrase 'excuse me' will be replaced with 'get the fuck out of my way' seeing as few people seem to realize that 'excuse me' is a polite way to ask someone to move.
Disintegrate all guns and military weaponry. Then create Pokemon and airships. Then drive around making things better in my Lamborghini with Lily Thai in the passenger seat. Oh also, I would finally be able to own the Ultimate Loot Chest edition of Borderlands 2.
EDIT: How could I forget?! I'd make Activision give Sony Crash's licensing back.
Built another Universe! Then blow it up for the shits and giggles. What? I can hardly blow up the universe I've just been put in power over. That would be silly.
Tell everyone to keep doing whatever they're doing, I'll change stuff as I go along and think "oh, that needs fixing".
Then I'd see how I could use my newfound power to find new ways to amuse myself.
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