You've just been declared Overlord of the Universe..

[crimson sickle2]

Gather the universe's smartest, begin working on inter-planar travel device. Find the next Universe. Have fun.

There is only one answer.

[HEADING=1]WAFFLE RAVE PARTY![/HEADING]

Or this.

 

[TakerFoxx]

Pulls up sleeves, looks around!

"Now where are you radical Islamist's, EA and George Bush?"
Would be a lot more to deal with, but as the overlord of the universe you are allowed some selectivity.

Wait, the radical Islamists own EA and George Bush? My God, everything makes sense now!

Sorry, sorry, had to.

 

[Sunrider]

Create a budget for more space exploration! I don't mind getting rid of a few countries here and there to get what I want. *Pushes red button*

 

[rayman56]

I will get myself an unlimited supply of Skittles. Because I love Skittles.

Captcha: Box of chocolates
That too.

 

[BoredAussieGamer]

Decree these things:
-Anyone who uses the term "YOLO" or "Swag" is to be put to torture
-Breaking Bad is now mandatory viewing for all
-Dane Cook is not funny
-Tougher regulations on alternative medicine (IE, bogus)
-All future announcements (aswell as this one) shall be announced by Morgan Freeman

That is all for now.

 

[The Almighty Aardvark]

Misuse of the word "literally" will be punished by death. As will anyone using the naturalist's fallacy to defend eating meat.

Also, every moment of everyone's lives will be recorded. At the end of each week everyone will be required to watch the recording of that week and decide whether or not they were acting reasonably. I, however, will be conveniently exempted from this practice. The supreme overlord has no place seeing his flaws.

 

[F'Angus]

Build myself a Giant Gold castle. And by "myself" I mean use my new slaves to build me a giant gold castle.

 

[King of Asgaard]

Resign.
There's another position I want to fill:

 

[FreeCookies]

Make Yahtzee do the Gangnam style.

 

[dangoball]

Whatever it is that would make my lady Death appeased. Kill half the population of the universe? Sure, why not? Anything for you honey.

As simple as snapping my fingers.

Spoilers, man! Think of the people that don't read comics and want to be surprised who that badass muthafucka after the credits of Avengers is (provided you watch MovieBob, you already do, but more importantly) and what that glove in Asgard is and if he'll get it!

And if I was the Overlord of the Universe? Eh, well I guess I would check my domain and if I'm still alive after going places no Overlord has ever gone before (not that anything could kill me, but I could die of old age while scouting the infinite) be a responsible ruler and all that. And blow something up from time to time. Shit blows up in space all the time, who cares if I wipe out a galaxy or two.

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

That scenes happens at the very beginning of the story! XP

Plus, who knows what they'll actually end up doing in the movies. They probably won't stick to the original story.

 

[spartandude]

well knowing organics dont want to be killed by synthetics.....

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Make standing still on escalators punishable by death.

I don't know who you are, but I like how that sounds.

OT: Become a RL Kross.

 

[deathninja]

Gangnam style. Because why the fuck not?

 

[kommando367]

Create my own Immaterium so I won't be disturbed.
Create 200 planets within my Immaterium and seed them all with various forms of life.
Watch over the planets and balance each species out to ensure survival and competition between them.

 

[dvd_72]

Fix physics. The universe is just a mess. Stuff doesn't know if it's wavy or defined, it seems to need entirely too many dimensions to be sensible, the resolution isn't any good and who's idea was it to make entropy only increase? That's extremely short sighted of them.

 

[TakerFoxx]

Wait, the radical Islamists own EA and George Bush? My God, everything makes sense now!

An overlord does not have to be focused. Why? Because overlord.

Actually, I was making fun of how you used an apostrophe in a plural noun, turning it into a singular possessive. English student, can't turn it off, I'm sorry.

 

[Hubbe]

Remake Mass Effect 3.
Because FUCK YOU EA. Seriously.

 

[C F]

Test my powers by single-handedly slaughtering an entire civilization until there is such little evidence of its glory that whether or not it even existed is a matter of debate to future archaeologists.

Then in a remote place, craft myself a very simple tomb immune to the ravages of time and inter myself in it until I am accidentally awoken in the distant future. The tomb will have two things of note: my resting place, and a clock designed to measure the flow of time compared to the scale of universal entropy.

If I am found too early, I'll be a bit miffed. Seriously guys, I'm trying to get some decent sleep.
However, if the stars burn out and every last bit of existence dies and still no one comes, I will be disappointed.
But in the distant future, if one lone archaeologist extraordinaire makes the ultimate discovery of his life, then the game shall begin.