You've just been declared Overlord of the Universe..

[Feylynn]

It has been said but this does not dissuade me.

Pokemon is now our world.

Also as a side project I'd create pocket dimensions of reality for fractions of my psyche to relive different lives from new perspectives to better my understanding of life. Many of these worlds would be from popular fiction or randomly generated. I would use the experience to pull from all fiction and assemble a perfect world of awesome.
I would also patch life to have things like character/gender/race/class customization respecs and instanced events.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Easy, I'd make it so copyrights can't mess with the internet, have certain people fed to the lions, and otherwise screw with people at my leisure. I'd be a benign ruler, but anyone who pissed me off would be... taken care of.

 

[ClockworkPenguin]

Fix physics. The universe is just a mess. Stuff doesn't know if it's wavy or defined, it seems to need entirely too many dimensions to be sensible, the resolution isn't any good and who's idea was it to make entropy only increase? That's extremely short sighted of them.

Please, please dont'. As a physics nerd, I implore you to reconsider. Partly because I just learned the maths for that, and I'm damned if that's going to be a waste of time, but mostly because without the ability for electrons to behave as quantum objects all of chemistry fails. I'm made of chemistry! I don't want that to not work!

 

[el_kabong]

Give God a fist bump.

 

[Dangit2019]

Summon all the Klondike bars so that I'll never have to do anything for anyone again.

 

[NightHawk21]

Find myself a better cup of coffee first. Then let it sink in over coffee. Then for shits and giggles I'd mess around. Also every politician would be kicked from office. I would be the only authority.

I would use my limitless power to make this picture relevent

Spoiler

...And then I would force scientist to genetically engineer pokemon so I could become a trainer.

I think they already finished. That's obviously blastoise using hydro pump and water gun at the same time.

 

[Wackymon]

Grab a few billion $, then retire into a small house in the suburbs.

 

[FalloutJack]

Declare my girlfriend Overlady and then declare the rest of the universe officially fucked.

 

[kannibus]

I'd deal with that annoying smell in my kitchen, unclog my gutters and possibly order my minions to bring me some of those Dare Breaktime Chocolate Chip Cookies. Seriously, I haven't seen a box of those damn cookies in years. What the bloody hell? They were awesome...

 

[CommanderL]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I have all the power in the universe hahahaha Time for my rule to begin first thing bye religion you have served your purpose but its time we move on for humans are my chosen race and they shall rule the galaxy then the universe then the multi verse hahahahaha

 

[Nerexor]

Major first moves:
1) Redistribution of financial resources to worthwhile programs that foster employment and innovation
2) Ousting of all politicians who have forgotten that their job is to serve the populace rather than corporate entities: depending on who they are they may be stripped of all resources and forced to work minimum wage jobs until they are proved to qualify as human beings again. This will probably include 90% of the republican party and the entire government of the state of Arizona.
3) The execution of all corporate lobbyists. Handing out bribes is not an acceptable occupation.
4) Complete control of the recreational drug industry, which will be legalized and tightly controlled. This will be part of a merger and control of the "legitimate" and "alternative" medical drug industries. People are always going to take drugs, so it might as well be organized and controlled by more responsible people than drug lords.
5) Apply scientific focus on alternative fuels and transportation methods
6) Apply scientific focus on space colonization and terraforming
7) Population regulations until space colonization is available
8) Gut the restrictive and stagnant areas of the music and film industries to allow for greater creativity and the creation of better cultural artifacts.
9) Waffle Rave Party.

For my own amusement:
1) that fat woman from australia who keeps saying things like "all non millionaires are lazy drunkards" will be forced to work in her own mines and be stripped of all resources.
2) EA is no longer allowed to buy game studios until they are proven capable of making games that aren't a pile of non-innovative multiplayer burdened shit.
3) Michael Bay is never allowed to make another film, ever. Ditto for Uwe Boll. In fact, Uwe Boll gets moved to the australian mines with the woman from point 1. The creative minds behind the film "Battleship" will get similar treatment.
4) Pancake rave party? No, that would just be silly.

 

[Risingblade]

Kill whoever made me Overlord of the universe, wouldn't want them around to take away my powers after all.

 

[Olas]

I'd bring back firefly and arrested development.

Your welcome universe.

 

[Hemlet]

I'm Overlord of the entire universe? God powers and all? Okay.

There is now a game in existence that is everything anyone has ever wanted in a game ever, that is constantly updated with new content. That game is now how the universe works. How do I go about this?

I'm the Overlord, it happens and works because I damn well say so.

 

[dvd_72]

Fix physics. The universe is just a mess. Stuff doesn't know if it's wavy or defined, it seems to need entirely too many dimensions to be sensible, the resolution isn't any good and who's idea was it to make entropy only increase? That's extremely short sighted of them.

Please, please dont'. As a physics nerd, I implore you to reconsider. Partly because I just learned the maths for that, and I'm damned if that's going to be a waste of time, but mostly because without the ability for electrons to behave as quantum objects all of chemistry fails. I'm made of chemistry! I don't want that to not work!

Well obviously I'm going to have to re-work the maths around the troublesome bits for everything to work, that's just obvious! Maybe make some new, simpler rules that don't require a maths degree to grasp

And I say all this as a student of physics at the university level too, don't you worry!

 

[Woodsey]

Probably take a shit in someone's sink.

 

[Nouw]

Spoiler: Zephyr's star shall shine no more...

 

[Roofstone]

Minecraft.

I will hire every single carpenter, mason, conracting firm, every single workless peasant in the world I will turn into my personal minecraft! And I shall make golden cock and balls, and it shall we a testament to my power!

Also blocky castles..

 

[TheTJackson]

Step 1. have breakfast or if already had breakfast, have an early lunch
Step 2. force all armament and weapons research projects into medicine and proper spaceflight
Step 3. create a moonbase from which to watch over the world.
Step 4. never actually live in moonbase as my girlfriend, family and all my friends are on earth
Step 5. be remembered as the man who got humanity to the stars