You've Just Thrown A Controller

[Paksenarrion]

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE WII JAVELIN?! GODDOMOT FRONK

But in all seriousness, I mistook it for a vibrator by mistake and threw it when I realized my error.

I was hoping to not be the person to say this, but....

Go on?

Hahahaha.

You would like me to continue my story? Very well.

Now this is the story all about how
I put my wii-mote in and out
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I mistook the wii-mote for my yellow vibrator...

*more inappropriate commentary later*

...looked down at the thing when I was finally there
I threw the controller and cursed like a bear.

 

[SenorNemo]

Because I just shot this guy down in Il-2 Sturmovik Birds of Prey for the fourth time...and haven't gotten credit for any of them.

True story. I was in my Bf-109 G6, and he'd never turn and face the attack, so I got on his tail and put some 30mm cannon shells through his wings, causing him to come plummeting unceremoniously back to the earth...over and over and over again. And I didn't get credit for any of them.

I guess you could say I owned him like a G6 >_>

 

[RatRace123]

I wanted to see if it could be used as a boomerang.

 

[Innegativeion]

YOU pick up the fucking can!

 

[thePyro_13]

Because trying to aim with a controller is a pain in the ass. I'm actually stuck on Darksiders because I can't aim at taimat properly/quickly enough.

 

[-Dragmire-]

Because Mario Kart for the SNES gave me a case of sore loserism.

 

[DaHero]

Your controller is now on the floor, across the room. Why did you throw it?

Because I'd rather use my keyboard

 

[Rooster893]

Self explanatory.

 

[550456]

BECAUSE I JUST GOT A KINECT BISHES!

 

[Macgyvercas]

Because of a final boss spamming an unblockable, near impossible to dodge one hit kill bullshit attack.

 

[ace_of_something]

Because I'm 8 years old again?

 

[HalfChance]

Cause to the god damned motherfucking piece if shit cheating ass AI! Its BULLSHIT I tell you! *grumbles off as the bad memories resurface*

Haha!! This a million times over, *Gah!! The AI hacks!!!*

 

[Ouroboros0977]

Because I wanted to know how far it would bounce off of my padded walls.

 

[hem dazon 90]

because I'm a weak mined fool who cannot control his anger

 

[Knife-28]

Because it's FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA RAGE ON FRIDAY!
[sub]I'm.....soooooooo sorry......so....very sorry.[/sub]

 

[Vern]

The last time I threw a controller was when playing the new Alone in the Dark. It was the level where you have to drive through a city being destroyed. If you've played it, you'll know what I'm talking about. After falling through the highway for the 15th time, I threw my 360 controller, but made sure I threw it down on the couch. Those things are damn expensive. After stating several expletives, I calmed down, and got it after two more tries. I still have fond memories of chucking my controller at my brother when he spammed E. Honda's hundred hand slap in Street Fighter 2.
Usually I don't get mad enough to throw my controller, and before the Alone in the Dark episode, I think the last time I threw my controller was 1993. Usually I just stop playing, but that damn game just pissed me off enough. Mainly because I knew I could beat the level.