You've Just Thrown A Controller

[thrillingsuspense]

Your controller is now on the floor, across the room. Why did you throw it?

 

[neppakyo]

Cause to the god damned motherfucking piece if shit cheating ass AI! Its BULLSHIT I tell you! *grumbles off as the bad memories resurface*

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

To turn the TV off, since I don't have the remote on hand.

 

[Camaranth]

Because a shark just burst through the floor boards

its on the floor because I missed.

 

[Shotzey]

Final [Prototype] boss, he absolutely sucks. I wanted to snap my controller in half.

 

[Evil Moo]

Um... Because I was electrocuted by something which caused an involuntary muscular spasm resulting in the 'throwing' of the controller.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Because a shark just burst through the floor boards

its on the floor because I missed.

What a coincidence, floor boards just burst through my shark!

OT: Because there was a giant sydney funnel web. I wasn't trying to kill it, I was trying to make the remote take the aggro so I can use some control tactics (like a shoebox).

 

[ThatDaveDude1]

It turned into a headcrab.

 

[Trivun]

Because its Wednesday

Ah, so you're mad because it's not Friday, Friday...?

Anyway, for me, I probably dropped it when surprised by a Houdini Splicer or something. I never get mad enough to throw my controller, I respect my personal belongings far too much to risk damaging them if I can help it...

 

[wetfart]

Because the game is: (pick one)

Blocking every attack I use.

Able to hit me from across the map without me knowing where they are.

Forcing me to jump across the same chasm for the 21359123th time and I keep failing.

Constantly spawning bad guys without end.

 

[rockingnic]

Because I have a love-hate relationship with my 360 controller...

 

[Rayne870]

I wouldn't, I nearly pummeled my best friend for throwing my controller once when he raged after I beat the snot out of him in Super Smash Bros.

I suppose if someone busted into my apartment and I had my controller in my hand I would throw it at them, buying me a second or two as I rush them with one of my hunting knives.

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

Because I'm playing a call of duty game.

 

[iNsAnEHAV0C]

Cause to the god damned motherfucking piece if shit cheating ass AI! Its BULLSHIT I tell you! *grumbles off as the bad memories resurface*

this... 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x this. lol

OT: then I pick it up and throw it again just for good measure... then I get back to playing again. I may have anger issues.

 

[neppakyo]

Cause to the god damned motherfucking piece if shit cheating ass AI! Its BULLSHIT I tell you! *grumbles off as the bad memories resurface*

this... 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x this. lol

OT: then I pick it up and throw it again just for good measure... then I get back to playing again. I may have anger issues.

It usually ends up with a lot more swearing than that, and I've murdered several PS2 controllers as well.

Now I just punch the wall. Hands heal, controllers are expensive! lol

OT: uhh, cause I tripped over the cord and launched it across the room

 

[Trolldor]

Because the Checkpoint system is too fucking sparse, meaning I have to do half an hour's work again because of a single misjudged jump.

 

[thrillingsuspense]

OT: uhh, cause I tripped over the cord and launched it across the room

I think this the only reason I've ever thrown a controller.