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Pyrokinesis

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Because of mass effect 2s "hold the line" calculations... If i dont personally babysit tali and mordin they die, wtf their all loyal but i guess when their not in my prescience they just want to commit suicide or something.
 

TonyVonTonyus

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Goddamn Too Human controls!!!

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Because I died again in Eternal Darkness Sanity's Requim. :mad:
Oh, god, I remember the god-awful saving system in that game. It pissed me off royally when I died and went back three freaking sequences.
 

neppakyo

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Pyrokinesis said:
Because of mass effect 2s "hold the line" calculations... If i dont personally babysit tali and mordin they die, wtf their all loyal but i guess when their not in my prescience they just want to commit suicide or something.
lol I never had a prob. Jacob leads the assault teams. tali in pipes, smara for the biotics, and everyone lived for me.

Almost threw my mouse because of those effing scions and shockwaves on insanity. Luckily I knew my mouse cost the price of three controllers, so I kicked a puppy instead.
 

Anarchemitis

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Solo-Wing said:
Anarchemitis said:
Because I just got shot down by Gault squadron for the 9th time.

Shown: 2 of their 8 fighters.
HAH! Ace combat Zero fucking rocks! Though I find Team Wizard more annoying. And wait till you meet Mobius One! That is INFURIATING!
No shame in getting shot down by Mobius 1. Hardest series of fights in the game, back to back, time constraint AND his fighter jet cheats. (Full maneuverability with afterburner, which you can't do). It took me months to take him down.
 

Solo-Wing

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Anarchemitis said:
Solo-Wing said:
Anarchemitis said:
Because I just got shot down by Gault squadron for the 9th time.

Shown: 2 of their 8 fighters.
HAH! Ace combat Zero fucking rocks! Though I find Team Wizard more annoying. And wait till you meet Mobius One! That is INFURIATING!
No shame in getting shot down by Mobius 1. Hardest series of fights in the game, back to back, time constraint AND his fighter jet cheats. (Full maneuverability with afterburner, which you can't do). It took me months to take him down.
AND THE FUCKING CHERRY?
He can shoot missiles BACKWARDS. So unfair!
 

Galliam

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neppakyo said:
Cause to the god damned motherfucking piece if shit cheating ass AI! Its BULLSHIT I tell you! *grumbles off as the bad memories resurface*
Quoted for truth. That or some loser had a LUCKY shot on multiplayer.
 

Laser Priest

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Because I have just been hit in the spine by one of the idiots constantly trying to harm me.
 

Skorpyo

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Because those other n00b-ish little fuckers I'm playing with/against just quick-scoped/noob-tubed/kill-stole/team-killed me.

AGAIN.
 

EHKOS

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Trivun said:
CannibalRobots said:
Because its Wednesday
Ah, so you're mad because it's not Friday, Friday...?

Anyway, for me, I probably dropped it when surprised by a Houdini Splicer or something. I never get mad enough to throw my controller, I respect my personal belongings far too much to risk damaging them if I can help it...
This. Plus I'm poor so replacing a controller is out of the question. Although I do get pissed when Ezio tries climbing up a tall flat wall three times when I just want him to run past it.
 

Anarchemitis

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Solo-Wing said:
AND THE FUCKING CHERRY?
He can shoot missiles BACKWARDS. So unfair!
There's actually a pretty cheapo method that doesn't involve lasers.
*Shoot down Espada 1 & 2*
*See Wizard 1-4* Full afterburners
*Wizard 1-4 all shot down* Switch to XLAA
*Lock Long Range on Mobius 1* Fire all four in rapid succession
*Fired missles, Mobius 1 peals to side* Let go of throttle

If you pulled it right, he'll get shot down immediately. If you did it wrong, you're already going towards him at high speed and he's facing the wrong direction.
 

Quaidis

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Because there was a spider on it. AH! Spider!


For a second there I thought the question was "You've Just Become A Thrown Controller." Then I assumed the prelude would be, "You're a controller that was just thrown across the room. What do you say?" And I even got so far as making the reply, "Dude, Wtf? Fine, If you're going to be like that, I'm going to take R1 away from you. See if you like that! That's right! You're Screwed without R1, but it's not something you're going to notice right away. Muahahaha..."

Alas, my reply had to be altered for the actual topic of this thread. Now I am sad.
 

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because it rolled off of the soft object I threw it at that was positioned near its storage location.


In other words, I only throw my controllers at couches that are near the console. Sometimes I'm just that damn lazy I can't walk them over to where they belong.
 

binvjoh

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Because I prefer mouse and keyboard.

No this is not meant to be PC elitism, it's just my preference.