You've Just Woken Up in Ravenholm

[UltraDeth]

Either...

A) Shit the bed in horror and panic myself to death

B) Find every sharp object and loose ammo I can find

 

[Denizen]

Good thing I keep a crowbar, 357 magnum, spas-12 with double barrel shot capability and the gravity gun just for this sort of occasion. It happens.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

find the nearest man with a goatee and ask him if he wants to see my crowbar collection.
stick with the fucker.

 

[Verrenxnon]

Play Home Alone with the crazy Preacher guy, then wish that one lever was in a more intuitive location.

You know what I'm talking about.

 

[martin's a madman]

Try to survive I suppose.

 

[Tsaba]

uhhhh
1. Find a gun
2. make way out of town
3. cry in corner
4. run very far from town.

 

[CScuff]

Scream, piss myself and get torn apart by monsters.

Not necessarily in that order.

Took the words right out of my mouth. Goodbye, world.

 

[FreakSheet]

Go to MIT, become a Theoretical Physicist, grab a double barreled Shotgun, a Crowbar and start kicking ASS!

 

[Agarth]

I'd look to see if the Gravity Gun was in the room.

Yes: If the gravity gun is intact in the room I'd climb up onto the nears roof and look down upon the zombies. Gravity gun holding a saw blade I would go out on a zombie killing spree. Hopefully that will get Father Gregory's attention so then I'll have a veteran on my side. He might even get me a shotgun that I'll probably accidentally shoot so then I don't get the achievement for going through Ravenholm with only the gravity gun. That's how I always ruin it...

No: I would find something that can be used as an improvised weapon. Lead pipe, crowbar, nail board, I don't care. After getting a weapon I'd try to stealth out. I just really hope that the fast zombies don't have keen sense of smell or hearing.

I think my main goal would be to escape. If it was a real zombie apocalypse my goal would be to survive (obviously) but I would do so by setting up a base and staying not running away. "Hey zombies! It's my town and I'm not leaving!" I guess that means I'll be the Father Gregory of my town.

 

[Blackpapa]

Scream, piss myself and get torn apart by monsters.

Not necessarily in that order.

I find the grim reality of your post refreshing.

---

The previous night you fell asleep in your normal bed in your house. However, you are awoken by the sound of a distant howling, you find yourself on the cold wooden floor of a rundown old shack. You crawl over to the window and before you stands the lonely desolate town of Ravenholm. Escapists, what do you do?

I stand up, take out a smoke and remark "This has definitely made it to the top 5 weirdest places I wake up after drinking"

 

[Ruedyn]

Take off my pants to avoid shitting in them and then go to the late Peacher whats his faces' house and take any spare weapons and ammo he may have had lieing around, and then go on a rampage, that would last 1 minute taking out 2 zombies

 

[Jedoro]

Assuming we wake up how we went to sleep, I get pissed because not only am I in Ravenholm, I'm there in my pajamas.

 

[Tharwen]

I'd just sleep under one of those spinning engine-powered blade traps. Nothing can pass them.

yeah but when you sit up in the morning, there could be an issue ?

So I just need to stay lying down...?

Admittedly I'd need to leave to get food every now and then, but other than that, I should be perfectly safe.

Hmmm... I wonder what petrol tastes like...

 

[Galaxy Roll]

Beat the crap out of the nearest person and inquire what "Ravenholm" is.

 

[Mr. Gency]

Panic.

I'd just sleep under one of those spinning engine-powered blade traps. Nothing can pass them.

Good idea!

 

[Mr. Gency]

Beat the crap out of the nearest person and inquire what "Ravenholm" is.

Oh, nothing special.

 

[Theron Julius]

Grab a crowbar and get to work.

Indeed. You're not a real man until you've gone through Ravenholm using only the crowbar.

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

claim it as my own and start a viking empire from there. why? Holm is already in the name, saves some time.

 

[Echo136]

Unless I have a gravity gun and HEV suit, I would just kill myself. I dont wanna be a zombie.

 

[Galaxy Roll]

Beat the crap out of the nearest person and inquire what "Ravenholm" is.

Oh, nothing special.

Oh, THAT'S Ravenholm? I've seen only like 3 places in Half-Life 2. That's one of them. I think I'll need more than fists for this.