You've Just Woken Up in Ravenholm

[The Virgo]

The previous night you fell asleep in your normal bed in your house. However, you are awoken by the sound of a distant howling, you find yourself on the cold wooden floor of a rundown old shack. You crawl over to the window and before you stands the lonely desolate town of Ravenholm. Escapists, what do you do?

Brain, meet "Loaded Pistol".

Seeing what fate befell the citizens (the zombie screams, when played backwards, are "HELP ME! GOD HELP ME!"), it's a much nicer fate.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Open up the console, spawn a helicopter and a can of Mountain Dew

 

[SirAroun]

run out of the town as fast as i can

 

[Lyri]

Set myself on fire and bravely fight the hoardes that come at me!
That'll teach em!

 

[Tharwen]

I'd just sleep under one of those spinning engine-powered blade traps. Nothing can pass them.

Good idea!

Thank you. I was rather happy with it myself.

Now all we need is for the Heavy to come along and carry it with him.

 

[Beserk GG]

Learn to throw a saw blade really fast... then pray for my savior Gordon Freeman

 

[axeman157]

Turn on the fan blade trap and hide underneath it lol

Don't put your head up, or your fucked too.

 

[ruben6f]

Wait for Gordan Freeman, shoot him in the leg and when he is on the ground crying I wold kick him in the face and scream "I hate your game!".

 

[Captain Hat]

Find the closest thing resembling a baseball bat (Table leg, piece of pipe,) and get the devil out of Ravenholm.

 

[MrGseff]

1. Find Crowbar
2. ????
3. PROFIT!

 

[MrGalactus]

Get myself zombiefied as soon as possible.
Zombies are the greatest survivalists, their existence is threatened only by armed, xenophobic humans and nuclear bombs.

 

[standokan]

Try to fit in, no one zombie will notice me if I moan all the time,

 

[Twilight_guy]

1. Find father Grigori
2. Get shotgun
3. Shotgun party

 

[Not Lord Atkin]

I'd wake up.

 

[Wieke]

Find a weapon, try to backtrack to Eli's lab. Failing that I'd try to find father Gregory. (During the day of course, at night I would try to hide out on one of the roofs.) Also I wouldn't mind if this happens:


(Seemed appropriate.)