You've just woken up naked next to the lead singer of the last band you listened to

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ezeroast

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Joe Strummer
Hmmm, I guess that's ok. Probably the only guy I would be fine with going gay for. Pitty he is dead though...
 

Ldude893

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Gweneth Paltrow is going to get a very interesting explanation on why I was in his husband's bed buck naked.
 

Sacman

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Kurt Cobain's defiled corpse is gonna be a hard one to explain...<.<
 

ZeroMachine

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RT-Medic-with-shotgun said:
Oh my god i got Alizee to cheat on her husband.

And how the fuck am in in france, how did i talk to her(i speak o french) and why am i bound to the bead with my belt.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, dude. I never understood that saying, but it effectively means "You just struck gold, don't question things".

How does it feel waking up next to a milf?
 

darkfire613

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Last band I listened to was Hey Ocean. Lead singer is Ashleigh Ball, who also voices Rainbow Dash and Applejack. I am very happy about this.
 

x-machina

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John Lennon

Well I imagine waking up with a corpse in your bed is all kinds of terrifying. I imagine I would seek some psychiatic help, once I regain some composure
 

Katana314

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Oh god, I'd worry about having my face all over the supermarket checkout aisles in some blurry zoomed-in photo, next to a large-font inquisitive headline.
 

spartan231490

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alandavidson said:
...Now what?

For me, that would be Lucy Schwartz. After wondering what happened to get me in this particular situation, I would become very, very okay with the situation.
Just finished listening to Shannon Brown, so I'm in ur boat. No idea what happened, don't care, and I'm thanking every god that anyone has ever believed in. As for what now? I'm gonna try my luck and see if I can score(again). Dovie andi se tovya sagain.
 

Milo Windby

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Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden...

Not sure... on one hand I love his voice, but he is older then me by a large bit... then again... he would also have some experience as well I bet ;3 (being older and all)
 

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2012 Wont Happen said:
Ian MacKaye...

My response:

WHAT THE FUCK?!?! It's not as if either of us would be drunk to get into such a situation...
That last part made my day sir.

Sean Bonnette. Could have done a lot worse to be honest.
 

Echo Delta

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That band would be Halestorm so NICE. On the other hand, life just got really interesting since I just hooked up with a hot, hard-rocker chick that is something like 10 years my senior.


...Try and figure out what happened, then make it happen again!

In all honesty I would probably offer to take her out for something to eat etc.