You've just woken up naked next to the lead singer of the last band you listened to

[LoFr3Eq]

My GF is currently listening to Paramore......

 

[5mj7R7yf4Dwr3gdZyyu9PeGNwYjlNrjzuh3iTXQG]

Johnny Cash covering Trent Reznor.

Necrophilic three-way?

238U

 

[ZeroMachine]

Oh my god i got Alizee to cheat on her husband.

And how the fuck am in in france, how did i talk to her(i speak o french) and why am i bound to the bead with my belt.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, dude. I never understood that saying, but it effectively means "You just struck gold, don't question things".

How does it feel waking up next to a milf?

You just said don't look a gift horse in the mouth; Besides she is 26.

"Milf" is a compliment in this case. Alizee is amazing

 

[Instinct Blues]

Well..the last band that I listened to would be Fucked Up so my reaction would be horror and confusion. I mean can you imagine waking up to this http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3465/3245664581_be65d715d7.jpg in your bed. Yeah you'd probably freak out too.

 

[5mj7R7yf4Dwr3gdZyyu9PeGNwYjlNrjzuh3iTXQG]

I was listening to an instrumental band... forever alone

Choose between the composer and lead performer.

238U

 

[electric_warrior]

Kurt Cobain

Well... I'm going to prison

 

[PMorgan18]

Cristina Scabbia from Lacuna Coil... I approve.
*mind begins to wander*

 

[Aris Khandr]

I last listened to Queen.

I thought Freddy was gay. And dead. Eww.

 

[Tartarga]

So I wake up next to Adam Turla from Murder by Death. Well they have a song called As Long as There is Whiskey in the World, so hopefully we just got drunk and nothing else.

 

[Tiger Sora]

Ohh good god the last song I listened to was by Queen. Freddy Mercury, well he's dead so I shouldn't have to worry.

 

[Zing]

hmmm well im listening to Hadouken! right now..the lead singers a decent looking dude...just the wrong gender

 

[Sacman]

Axl Rose. Oh dear.

Well, he kninda looks like a chick if I squint my eyes...

He's also a raging homophobe who'll probably kick your ass when he wakes up... just saying...<.<

 

[TwitchierGuitar]

Elena Siegman? Hmmm... Well, she's not Amy lee, but I can at least be thankful it's not a dude I'm lying next to...

 

[Scarecrow]

Billy Corgan.

Huh...not bad at all.

 

[Fishehh]

Uhh.. Lead singer of Streetlight Manifesto..

Coulda been worse..

 

[Erana]

This is especially awkward for me because I've actually talked to Smiletron a bit online. >.>

Still, I'd hope it was all due to a rousing bout of life drawing that left me in this nude state.

 

[Aesir23]

I just woke up next to the lead singer of Skillet? ...Isn't he married?...Isn't Skillet a Christian rock band?

That's just a completely different level of fucked up.