You've just woken up naked next to the lead singer of the last band you listened to

[Sudenak]

...I woke up next to 2D? Sweet! Although it makes me wonder if it'd be cartoon 2D, 3D 2D (brain explodes), or if it'd be Damon Albarn. That'd either be epic (the logistics of having sex with a cartoon that interacts with real world objects in mind boggingly), awesome (the 3D render of 2D is adorable), or really awkward.

 

[Tiger Sora]

Ohh good god the last song I listened to was by Queen. Freddy Mercury, well he's dead so I shouldn't have to worry.

Whaddya mean!? You just woke up next to a DEAD man! This raises many unfortunate questions...

Well considering that he's dead and can't do anything to me and I can't be buried in the ground with him since I'd have to be dug up. I assume I'm on the surface and can quickly exit stage left.

 

[Mr. 47]

Katy Perry.

 

[LikeDustInTheWind]

Shit. That fat dude from Death Cab For Cutie. I must have been pretty damn drunk.

 

[KiraTaureLor]

Ohh good god the last song I listened to was by Queen. Freddy Mercury, well he's dead so I shouldn't have to worry.

I think that means Necrophilia...

 

[Foxblade618]

Jack Johnson...oh boy, the wife is going to be pissed that I awoke in the arms of such a soothing songsmith.

 

[Amnesiac Pigeon]

Oh God. Just woke up next to Thom Yorke.

Well at least I'm the pretty one for a change.

 

[Tiger Sora]

Ohh good god the last song I listened to was by Queen. Freddy Mercury, well he's dead so I shouldn't have to worry.

I think that means Necrophilia...

Well I don't do that. And I'm just going to leave this thread.... and never return. (>_>)

 

[BiggyLittlyPlanety]

Well, I just woke up right next to Geddy Lee.


Wonder if his balls are still intact.

 

[TheScientificIssole]

Johnny Cash covering Trent Reznor.

Necrophilic three-way?

238U

HA! You too?
The worst part is that the Rigamortis must make it hurt.

 

[SquirrelPants]

Michael Guy Bowman. As long as he doesn't mind, we'd cuddle. ^_^

 

[Nightvalien]

WOOHOO! I just won the fuckin' lottery!

i woke up next to gavin dunne beat that.

Considering I'm a straight guy? In my eyes, I did

Good for you, though. Whatever floats your bed.

Yeah i am straight too but it's really hard to beat yours dude, i didn't have many choices there, hey if anything i amnot the guy that woke up next to thorn york.

 

[Shock and Awe]

(Sabaton)

Well fuck me.

 

[Flailing Escapist]

YES!
Austin Carlile.
But... wtf would we do?





[small](no homo)[/small]

 

[Hectix777]

"Dude, Ozzy, that was a f%#^*# UP party!"

 

[Your Fearless Captain]

Those guys from the one that did YMCA. I would have then a few questions.

 

[Hungry Donner]

Vanessa-Mae, no complaints here. My wife is not going to be terribly happy with me and I suspect the "well it was your MP3 player" excuse is not going to fly

If an individual artist does not count as a "band" I just woke up next to a scruffy gentleman from Wolgemut [http://www.wolgemut.net/wolgemut/wolgemut.html]. This is less good.

 

[Avatar Roku]

Johnny Cash covering Trent Reznor.

Necrophilic three-way?

238U

Hurt? Not bad.

Anyway, for me, it's Anthony Keidis. Except for the fact that that would be cheating on my girlfriend, I'm pretty much ok with that.

 

[Foxblade618]

So I wake up next to Adam Turla from Murder by Death. Well they have a song called As Long as There is Whiskey in the World, so hopefully we just got drunk and nothing else.

I've been drunk with that guy! Awesome and that whole band likes to get plowed so I guess it's possible