You've just woken up naked next to the lead singer of the last band you listened to

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Sacman

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lettucethesallad said:
Sacman said:
lettucethesallad said:
Sacman said:
lettucethesallad said:
Johnny Cash. I sure hope it's a 'he's alive and well'-situation, or else that'd be gross.
I don't know about you but I would sex him up, or vice versa, regardless... I mean the well situated part... not the dead part...<.<
...yeah, I'm a little flexible on the 'well'-part too haha. But preferably not very old or very dead.
yeah but I always thought he was a cool looking old guy...<.<
Of course he's cool-looking, he's Johnny Cash! Haha. So I totally see your point. But given the choice between waking up next to slightly younger Johnny Cash or slightly older Johnny Cash I'd probably still go for the younger version, to get rid of some of the weirdness factor. Hell, my friends poke fun at me for dating a man in his early thirties, I'd never hear the end of sleeping with an old man. But hey, lots of people have done a lot worse than Johnny in this thread, so I should just take what I get and be grateful I guess haha. :)
Yes I see your point... young undrugridden Johnny is rather smexy anyway... but even if you get the old one you could always escape in shame before he wakes up...

and yeah it's better than getting the corpse of Kurt Cobain like I did...<.<
 

WonderWillard

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Carah Faye Charnow of Shiny Toy Guns. Yes is more co-lead singer, but she is a BABE.

I would roast her pork.
 

Pat8u

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OH hello paul from paulandstorm well this is weird I will be off then

but if joco counts as a band I would be like
HOLY SHIT what happened whos this next to me Jonathan coulton is that you did we just..... *runs away*
 

CoL0sS

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My first response would be: "Where am I ? Why am I naked ? Whats this thing under my head? Is that an urn?? Are those ashes?????!! Wait, there's something written on it ... Joe....StrummerOH MY GOD NOOOOOO !!!!

But if i saw this 3 mins earlier it would have been her :D

 

NoeL

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Lady Angellyca from Forever Slave.

Oooohhhhhhhh yeeeeaaaaah... I dun good last night XD

For reference:
 

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OH DEAR GOD!
I don't know what I was drinking last night BUT NEVER AGAIN!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

Time to bleach my eyes.

Also, bonus internets for all those who are being honest in this thread.
I find it hard to believe so many people just listened to bands with hot female singers.
 

NoeL

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TNightmare said:
I'd thank the first god I could think of for listening to Epica. Usually more into 50/60's rock, but I'd guess I was lucky just then
I think you just won the game. Not even my Lady Angellyca can top Simone.
 

high_castle

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Dan Boeckner of Handsome Furs (and Wolf Parade, but I was listening to the former). Ok, not really my type, but I could do a helluva lot worse. And if he sings "What We Had" or "Ghost Pressure," I'll be just fine with it.