You've just woken up naked next to the lead singer of the last band you listened to

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MazdaXR

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Rihanna was on the Radio, so yeah just my ideal woman, I am quite happy about that. Nice to be in her California king size :p
 

Arehexes

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Hinoema said:
Arehexes said:
So Hyde from L'arc~en~Ciel...I have him sing words of love and call a friend to make her jelly ;D
I'd tell him "Hey, short stuff, could you go grab me the guitarist? Thanks!"

XD
While I would agree, I happen to remember Hyde used to be a smoker, so I could give him something to smoke haha.
 

Deathlisk

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Mikael Åkerfeldt. Wait a minute...... Please don't tell me......
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MrGalactus

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AgentNein said:
THEJORRRG said:
Bahaha. Now I just picture waking up next to Fat Mike wearing nothing but Cokey the Clown makeup. Distrubing. Yet...intriguing.
Well, I'd imagine my first thought would be "AHH HOLY SHIT SCARY CLOWN!!" and after about a minute I'd be thinking "Wait..Is...is that...Fat Mike?!? What the hell happened last night..."
 

Radelaide

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Avril Lavaine? (whatever her name is)

It was on the radio and I didn't have any CDs.

If she agreed to not sing anything but my name ;) Then I'd be okay.
 

Kwaren

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funguy2121 said:
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Scootaloo!? Does this mean I'm a pedopony?!
Isn't that redundant? And what/who/scat? is "Scootaloo?"

Yes. The answer is yes.

alandavidson said:
...Now what?

For me, that would be Lucy Schwartz. After wondering what happened to get me in this particular situation, I would become very, very okay with the situation.
What does Spaceballs have to do with any of this?

:p to both of you
Scootaloo is the orange one.
 

SergeMC

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I wake up to find my genitals split in half.
Apparently, I tried to hump Blackie Lawless while in an intoxicated state and did not see his chainsaw-codpiece.
Ouch.
 

SergeMC

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I wake up to find my genitals split in half.
Apparently, I tried to hump Blackie Lawless while in an intoxicated state and did not see his chainsaw-codpiece.
Ouch.
 

Gardenia

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So I woke up naked next to Jus Oborn from Electric Wizard?
EDIT: I thought "listened to" meant "saw live"
The correct answer would be Jimi Hendrix. I'm ok with this.
 

Blow_Pop

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eh. Jared Leto from 30 Seconds to Mars....not too bad. I could live with that and I'd just cuddle back up to him