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This isn't a scam but it is fucking idiotic all the same, i had this in my inbox on Facebook today sent by 5 stupid friends:
Facebook is recently becoming very overpopulated,there have been many members complaining that Facebook is becoming very slow. Records show that the reason is that there are too many non-active Facebook members and, on the other side, too many new Facebook members.
We will be sending this message around to see if members are active or not. If you are active please send to at least 15 other users using Copy+ Paste to show that you are still active. Those who do not send this message within 2 weeks will be deleted without hesitation to create more space.
Send this message to all your friends titled TELL EVERYONE! to show me that your still active and you will not be deleted.
Founder of Facebook,
Mark Zuckerberg
Facebook is recently becoming very overpopulated,there have been many members complaining that Facebook is becoming very slow. Records show that the reason is that there are too many non-active Facebook members and, on the other side, too many new Facebook members.
We will be sending this message around to see if members are active or not. If you are active please send to at least 15 other users using Copy+ Paste to show that you are still active. Those who do not send this message within 2 weeks will be deleted without hesitation to create more space.
Send this message to all your friends titled TELL EVERYONE! to show me that your still active and you will not be deleted.
Founder of Facebook,
Mark Zuckerberg
This is the country that issued a 100 trillion dollar bill. Basically you'd be better off using one million Zimbabwean dollars to wipe your ass and see what you can get for your toilet paper.wouldyoukindly99 said:Wouldn't that amount to like five bucks?Furburt said:
Oh, this reminds me of something equally retarded:Calapidgeon Superman said:
DISLIKE BUTTON IS HERE! SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO GET IT!
Fucking retards. A few of my "friends" were big enough dolts to fall for it. I promptly removed them from my friends list.
Now now....lets not make fun of this... Sony had to apologize for doing that to something similar.... LOL.
This is an email I got from some scam company.
"Dear Customer No. 874826489, Important information regarding your account, from Abbey National PLC -
It has been noted that recently £2000 was withdrawn from your account with us, our automatic system flagged this up as unusual, which is why we have contacted you.
Please reply to this email with your name, address and credit card number."
They finished off with some other bullshit.
Firstly, I've never had an account with Abbey National
Secondly it's now Santander not Abbey National
Thirdly, banks know their customers names at least.
I also got another one from my friend on MSN saying "Hey it's been a while since we last talked, I thought I'd send you this link to cheer you up"
I'd just talked to the guy 5 minutes ago, and I didn't need cheering up.
"Dear Customer No. 874826489, Important information regarding your account, from Abbey National PLC -
It has been noted that recently £2000 was withdrawn from your account with us, our automatic system flagged this up as unusual, which is why we have contacted you.
Please reply to this email with your name, address and credit card number."
They finished off with some other bullshit.
Firstly, I've never had an account with Abbey National
Secondly it's now Santander not Abbey National
Thirdly, banks know their customers names at least.
I also got another one from my friend on MSN saying "Hey it's been a while since we last talked, I thought I'd send you this link to cheer you up"
I'd just talked to the guy 5 minutes ago, and I didn't need cheering up.
ATM INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT
OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATION
OCEANIC BANK NIGERIA PLC.
ATTENTION:HONORABLE BENEFICIARY,
THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR DUMPED AND IGNORE CONTRACT INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT.
SECONDLY, WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE OFFICIALS IN THE BANK, ALL YOUR ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE FUND TO YOU. WE WISH TO ADVISE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THIS HAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM.
RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC, THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM MR.PRESIDENT,UMARU MUSA YAR'ADUA (GCFR) PRESIDENT FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA AND FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE.
THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD,BUT THE MAXIMUM IS ONE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS PER DAY, SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECIEVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE CARD PAYMENT CENTER AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION TO HIM IN ORDER TO PROCEED IMMEDIATELY:
1. FULL NAME:_______________
2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER:________________
3. ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND
THE ATM CARD TO (P.O BOX NOT ACCEPTABLE):______________________
4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION:___________________
5. A COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION: ____________
HOWEVER, KINDLY FIND THE CONTACT PERSON BELOW:
DR JAMES UGO.
DIRECTOR ATM DEPARTMENT CENTRE
(OCEANIC BANK INTERNATIONAL PLC)
TELEPHONE:+234-8068694458
EMAILceanicbankplcatm@uku.co.uk
OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATION
OCEANIC BANK NIGERIA PLC.
ATTENTION:HONORABLE BENEFICIARY,
THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR DUMPED AND IGNORE CONTRACT INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT.
SECONDLY, WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE OFFICIALS IN THE BANK, ALL YOUR ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE FUND TO YOU. WE WISH TO ADVISE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THIS HAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM.
RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC, THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM MR.PRESIDENT,UMARU MUSA YAR'ADUA (GCFR) PRESIDENT FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA AND FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE.
THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD,BUT THE MAXIMUM IS ONE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS PER DAY, SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECIEVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE CARD PAYMENT CENTER AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION TO HIM IN ORDER TO PROCEED IMMEDIATELY:
1. FULL NAME:_______________
2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER:________________
3. ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND
THE ATM CARD TO (P.O BOX NOT ACCEPTABLE):______________________
4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION:___________________
5. A COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION: ____________
HOWEVER, KINDLY FIND THE CONTACT PERSON BELOW:
DR JAMES UGO.
DIRECTOR ATM DEPARTMENT CENTRE
(OCEANIC BANK INTERNATIONAL PLC)
TELEPHONE:+234-8068694458
ceanicbankplcatm@uku.co.uk-This one was in my mailbox just now...
Feel free to say hi to them...
Looks pretty real to me...XDJark212 said:ATM INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT
OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATION
OCEANIC BANK NIGERIA PLC.
ATTENTION:HONORABLE BENEFICIARY,
THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR DUMPED AND IGNORE CONTRACT INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT.
SECONDLY, WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE OFFICIALS IN THE BANK, ALL YOUR ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE FUND TO YOU. WE WISH TO ADVISE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THIS HAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM.
RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC, THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM MR.PRESIDENT,UMARU MUSA YAR'ADUA (GCFR) PRESIDENT FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA AND FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE.
THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD,BUT THE MAXIMUM IS ONE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS PER DAY, SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECIEVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE CARD PAYMENT CENTER AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION TO HIM IN ORDER TO PROCEED IMMEDIATELY:
1. FULL NAME:_______________
2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER:________________
3. ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND
THE ATM CARD TO (P.O BOX NOT ACCEPTABLE):______________________
4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION:___________________
5. A COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION: ____________
HOWEVER, KINDLY FIND THE CONTACT PERSON BELOW:
DR JAMES UGO.
DIRECTOR ATM DEPARTMENT CENTRE
(OCEANIC BANK INTERNATIONAL PLC)
TELEPHONE:+234-8068694458
-This one was in my mailbox just now...
Feel free to say hi to them...