You've just won 800,000 ugandan dollars...

[orangebandguy]

They can have fun trying to convince us, whoever these illiterate people are.

 

[TimeLord]

Something similar actually. It said a million dollars was ready to be transferred to my account.

[sub]Zimbabwean dollars[/sub]

Thats about 3p isn't it?

 

[ultimateownage]

I once got one with the only address on the email being mine. Creepy has fuck, why would I send myself spam mail?

 

[CuddlyCombine]

I once responded to a spam email, just to see if it was a bot. I never learned if it was, but they started off their reply by "Dear Mr. Benito Mussolini El Duce, thank you for your faster responses!"

 

[Iron Criterion]

I once responded to a spam email, just to see if it was a bot. I never learned if it was, but they started off their reply by "Dear Mr. Benito Mussolini, thank you for your faster responses!"

Win, would have been better if it said Adolf Hitler but still a dictator is a dictator lol

 

[CuddlyCombine]

Win, would have been better if it said Adolf Hitler but still a dictator is a dictator lol

I didn't want to be too obvious, did I? Honestly, though, I probably could have called myself Jeeh Zhus and gotten away with it.

 

[A Raging Emo]

Apparently, if I act now, I can get a special discount on gifts for my loved one!

Gifts made in Taiwan.

 

[Mozared]

Somebody reported a WoW scam to me a few days ago; somebody IN THE GAME whispered him, acting like a GM and telling him that his account HAD BEEN suspended. Riiiiiight.

 

[JWAN]

And i thought this was a thread about toilet paper. For shame!

well, it is in a way.

 

[oppp7]

I like the one where they say you're the *random number* vistor to the site. I'm talking about the ones that aren't even normal numbers, such as 43653. Seriously, are they even trying?

 

[MadMechanic]

Not one that I had, but I find it absolutely funny.
"Small penis? tired of having a small one? get it bigger! *extra crap*"
Whats funny about it? It was recieved by all the sixth formers of an all-girl school one of my friends goes to. They still get tonnes of spam for viagra.

I keep getting emailed from tonnes of different hotmail accounts asking me if I want "free Canadian meds!". Not really. The NHS is fine for me...
Also, I keeping getting emails titled as "Hi W " or something similar. Since its auto-burned in my spam filter, I don't know whats in it. Anyone have any ideas?

Best one I ever got:
"We're sorry to inform you that your car was stolen and used in a crime in *somewhere in LA*. It was collected by the police and destroyed, but you can get compensation by sending us your credit card details..."
Well....first off, I can't drive, and when I got this, I was 3 years under the driving age. I didn't (and don't) have a car. Wouldn't the police have informed me of this first? And finally - I've never been in America, let alone LA. Congratz, possibly the dumbest spam ever sent to me.

 

[Firia]

Worst scam?
"xtend ur rod by 5 inchs!"
to which I thought,
"so that'll give me a 5 inch 'rod.'"
And no matter how much of this product I take, nothing!

(I'm kidding of course. Every Penis enlargment ad is an instant fail on all levels.)

Hahaha nice you should use whatever Lady GaGa uses...

Largely off topic, I'm not convinced what we saw was a baby-Gaga. The one camera that spotted the anomaly was to low quality to detect details, only shape, and color. Not to mention Gaga's stage presence and use of shock value to get instant gratification. If you were a big popstar, would you "forget to wear underwear," with a ding-a-ling dancing around a skirt that short?

I think what we saw was a prop, or something, to generate shock. I used to go to an LGBT center, and know plenty of M2F transexuals. While there are a few that you'd never know unless they told you, there are always tells. Always. Lady Gaga has none. You can boast surgery as an option (granted), but even then, there are details that cannot be changed. She has none of those details.

Anyway, I wanted to share. Hope the original poster doesn't mind the slight derailing of his/her thread.

 

[SimuLord]

Something similar actually. It said a million dollars was ready to be transferred to my account.

[sub]Zimbabwean dollars[/sub]

Isn't that about 25p?

More like 0.025p.

Funny you should mention that because I've heard anecdotes from travelers that changing their money into Zimbabwean banknotes is the only reliable method of getting cheap toilet paper in that gods-forsaken country.

 

[Smagmuck_]

My friend got a 'old-man-died-wants-to-give-money-to-you' email, he sent back a picture of his middle finger... Win.

 

[Talendra]

Well...as long as you're cute, I think I can forgive and forget.

Especially the forge

...Sorry, what's going on?

I.. really do not know.. I just confessed my undying love before meeting to MaxTheReaper, and yet I still live..
I am as confused as you.

 

[Altorin]

I just won 800,000 Ugandan Dollars!

I'm Going to Subway!