You've suddenly become a God in charge of governing an afterlife...

[lucky_sharm]

How do you make the afterlives of those who have died happy? What would you do to ne'er do wells that disturb the peace? Do you create your own Hell or just banish them to limbo? What would you allow people to do in their afterlives?

If Heaven really existed, what would the average person do once they get there? Would it really be a good place to spend eternity in?

 

[Hal10k]

1. Empty room.
2. Disco ball
3. Just let things happen.

 

[=y]

Spoiler: Well...

[HEADING=2]Next, strip. Next, strip. Next, strip.[/HEADING]

Slowest, awkwardest afterlife bureaucracy ever. One god, one desk, one line. Go to hell and be surrounded by trolls or go to heaven.

...

At least until your friends and family get bored and wish you back.

 

[FalloutJack]

Okay, let's get this straight here, dead people. This is HEAVEN, and that means your concept of paradise and all the fun and awesome you could possibly ever want insofar as wish fulfillment and what's best for you, BUT...we're gonna run the gate into there a little different. One way I see it as...is that when I figure on a place where people are happy, that means not letting in assholes and dirtbags. So!

Welcome to the afterlife. My name is Osiris. I'm going to listen to your life story and know where the truth and the lies meet. But I wanna hear it from you and see how you handle yourself. If I don't like what I hear, a big monster is going to eat you. I don't even care if hell exists. I'm just going to make you NOT exist if it perks my fancy. And...NEXT!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I guess you can call my "heaven"... A Deadman Wonderland!

But really, it's awesome. Pizza, soda and gaming tournaments.

But the Underworld is a giant maze, with each wrong turn setting you back to the beginning... and the maze changes constantly!

 

[krazykidd]

Basically , i would :

1)seperate who i judge are good / bad .
2)Make two new planets .
3) Make everyone immortal
4) Put the good on one the bad on the other
5) see what happens

Kinda like the sims .

 

[Erttheking]

Step 1. banish out all the murders rapists and thieves etc (those that acted out of necessity will receive an examination, and will be allowed to stay if I deem them fit)
Step 2. supply good food
Step 3 good scenery
Step 4: never-ending supplies of joy providers, soda, beer, electricity, cars, etc
Step 5: Good living conditions, with just about everything a person could ask for.
Step 6 ????
Step 7 Profit.

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

I have to say that the heaven and hell portrayed by the writers of the show Supernatural are pretty good approximations of how I would want to run the spiritual afterlife. Only that the angels wouldn't be a**holes and I wouldn't toy with living things and make many suffer to either prove a point or validate the inferiority of certain beings over others.

 

[JesterRaiin]

No heaven, no limbo, no purgatory, no hell.
Instant switch-off, fade to nothing, the end.

The idea of an afterlife scares the shit out of me.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I'm going with reincarnation. Pretty much any one thing for eternity would eventually suck. At least with reincarnation, it's new each time. (As far as you're concerned, anyway) Hell, let's throw in the bit where your next life is determined by how much a dick you are in this life. And no, you don't get to remember your previous lives. That defeats the whole point.

 

[uhddh]

Make the afterlife awesome. Reincarnate those that were bad in life. Remember, the afterlife has free wi-fi, no lag, and all games,consles, and DLC are free.

 

[Da Orky Man]

This:


Every day is Christmas in Heaven.

As an alternative, I'll just turf the whole thing over to Valve.

 

[Jackalb]

I'd make it just like Earth but I have the powers of a God so I'd blend in as one of them but if anyone gave me lip, I'd go Hellraiser on them and have chains come from every direction to tear them apart.

 

[Blunderboy]

Treat it like a God game. Until I get bored and then get evil.

EDIT - Acutally, I'm going the Discworld route. Whatever the person truly believes happens to them, happens to them. It's not for me to judge someone elses actions.

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

Treat it like a God game. Until I get bored and then get evil.

EDIT - Acutally, I'm going the Discworld route. Whatever the person truly believes happens to them, happens to them. It's not for me to judge someone elses actions.

Pretty much this. Or I just make an eternal comiccon for the good people and have the rest of them queue outside for all eternity.

 

[Ruedyn]

Suddenly become?! I guess you people do not appreciate my centuries of service.

OT: Hell will be first priority, and I'm thinking Too Human. You now have to fight a bunch of robots, and if you get torn to pieces, you get to watch a less-naked-than-you-would've-liked Valkyrie descend and pick you up, only to be put a few blocks behind where you just were. You'll be all alone, and there will be only a faint hope of release at the end, which if I do things right it'll take a few centuries to get there, and all that'll be there is a reset button.

Heaven will consist of an arena, a whorehouse, a tavern, and a lot of hot tubs.

If you miss behave in heaven I'll pull out who ever has been in my Too Humanish hell the longest and put them in the arena with you. Guess which one of you has a weapon?

 

[dimensional]

Reminds me of this

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and of course the monty python one that has already been posted

As for what I would do if I was god well I would go the Inquisitor route for laughs.

Spoiler: in case you dont know who the inquisitor is

 

[Cheesepower5]

Valhalla with tacos.

That is all.