Zero Punctuation: Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

Recommended Videos

moretimethansense

New member
Apr 10, 2008
1,617
0
0
EightGaugeHippo said:
moretimethansense said:
EightGaugeHippo said:
Im not a fan of AC.
If it was about the assassin himself actually set in the time its set in rather than the future and that memory bull (*GASP), I might be inclined to like the serise abit more.
Erm it's about both, it tells multiple stories at alternately dislike it if you will but do it for what it is not what you intupret it to be.

Fun fact: the guy that plays Shawn was the guy that bet David Gorman that he couldn't find himself.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Are_You_Dave_Gorman%3F
I know exactly what is going on in the games. I just would have prefered a game about Ezio or Altier(?), not about some guys reliving their memories. FOr me, the future parts ruined a good game. They broke the flow of gameplay by adding those future parts into the games.
As I said the games are about Ezio and Altair, if you feel Desmond's part of the story broke flow that's your buisness but the games are all one story and are equally about each character in them.
Personally I think that while Desmond(so far) has a pretty bland personality the story meshes and flows fairly well, barring the massive out-of-left-field time skip in AC2 at any rate.
 

InnerRebellion

New member
Mar 6, 2010
2,059
0
0
Novur said:
Being too poor to actually own a current gen console anymore, and my gaming PC getting FUBAR'd, I have to settle for watching Toby Turner's Let's Play videos.

Upon Toby getting to the cutscene where the British bloke was introduced into AC:B, of course the first person I thought of was Yahtzee. I was pretty shocked when the credits were nearing and Yahtzee still hadn't mentioned him.
Ah Toby's just horrible at the game, and it's so hilarious to watch him get utterly confused at what's going on. By the way, what happened to your face? What happened?

OT: I SWORE that the British guy WAS Yahtzee... maybe they all DO sound the same... I personally love the multiplayer as well, finally not a "LOLOLOLOL shoot kill teabag ahaha die RAGE!" multiplayer.
 

DragonWright

New member
May 25, 2009
78
0
0
I was hoping Yahtzee'd mention the protagonist losing all his equipment between games.

That is, the innovative approach this game takes to it.
 

EightGaugeHippo

New member
Apr 6, 2010
2,076
0
0
moretimethansense said:
EightGaugeHippo said:
moretimethansense said:
EightGaugeHippo said:
Im not a fan of AC.
If it was about the assassin himself actually set in the time its set in rather than the future and that memory bull (*GASP), I might be inclined to like the serise abit more.
Erm it's about both, it tells multiple stories at alternately dislike it if you will but do it for what it is not what you intupret it to be.

Fun fact: the guy that plays Shawn was the guy that bet David Gorman that he couldn't find himself.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Are_You_Dave_Gorman%3F
I know exactly what is going on in the games. I just would have prefered a game about Ezio or Altier(?), not about some guys reliving their memories. FOr me, the future parts ruined a good game. They broke the flow of gameplay by adding those future parts into the games.
As I said the games are about Ezio and Altair, if you feel Desmond's part of the story broke flow that's your buisness but the games are all one story and are equally about each character in them.
Personally I think that while Desmond(so far) has a pretty bland personality the story meshes and flows fairly well, barring the massive out-of-left-field time skip in AC2 at any rate.
The future parts of the game just add a pointless back story. Dont get me wrong, the future side of the story IS good. But when I picked up the game I was expecting it to be like a medievil hitman game. What I got was am overly complicated conspiracy theorist's wet dream. They should have kept it simple and all about the assassinations is all im saying.

Im sure you dont want to carry on this debate either?
Lets set asside our differances and go our seperate ways.
 

moretimethansense

New member
Apr 10, 2008
1,617
0
0
EightGaugeHippo said:
moretimethansense said:
EightGaugeHippo said:
moretimethansense said:
EightGaugeHippo said:
Im not a fan of AC.
If it was about the assassin himself actually set in the time its set in rather than the future and that memory bull (*GASP), I might be inclined to like the serise abit more.
Erm it's about both, it tells multiple stories at alternately dislike it if you will but do it for what it is not what you intupret it to be.

Fun fact: the guy that plays Shawn was the guy that bet David Gorman that he couldn't find himself.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Are_You_Dave_Gorman%3F
I know exactly what is going on in the games. I just would have prefered a game about Ezio or Altier(?), not about some guys reliving their memories. FOr me, the future parts ruined a good game. They broke the flow of gameplay by adding those future parts into the games.
As I said the games are about Ezio and Altair, if you feel Desmond's part of the story broke flow that's your buisness but the games are all one story and are equally about each character in them.
Personally I think that while Desmond(so far) has a pretty bland personality the story meshes and flows fairly well, barring the massive out-of-left-field time skip in AC2 at any rate.
The future parts of the game just add a pointless back story. Dont get me wrong, the future side of the story IS good. But when I picked up the game I was expecting it to be like a medievil hitman game. What I got was am overly complicated conspiracy theorist's wet dream. They should have kept it simple and all about the assassinations is all im saying.

Im sure you dont want to carry on this debate either?
Lets set asside our differances and go our seperate ways.
I'd say they should have advertised it as what it is then those like yourself wouldn't have been disappointed, Brutal Legend had the same problem; good game, good story but marketed to entirely the wrong demographic.

While I disagree with your opinion I will respect it, shake?
 

sazzrah

New member
Dec 21, 2008
64
0
0
theblackmonk90 said:
I sense a conspiracy here. Is Shaun actually Yatzee? Could anyone really tell? I mean Australians can easily pull of a British accent (a real one, not the accent Americans think we have) with a small amount of effort.
Except Yahtzee isn't Australian, he's British. He just lives in Australia.
 

Kermi

Elite Member
Nov 7, 2007
2,538
0
41
HankMan said:
Even if it is just an extension of Ass Creed 2, I'll take any excuse to faf about with 'ol Niccolo: Disregard Morals, Acquire Power!
And it's still a good game, which is nice.
AssassinJoe said:
I always did see a similarity between Yahtzee and Assassin's Creed's Shawn.
I though he WAS Assassin's Creed's Shawn
FACT: That's just how all British people sound when you keep them away from natural light for a few months, doing a tedious job and not getting laid.

My father's British, used to work as a night-shift psych nurse, and got super snarky in-between girlfriends.
 

Kermi

Elite Member
Nov 7, 2007
2,538
0
41
Some Random Tosser said:
By 'a lot a changed', you probably mean 'a lot more stuff has been tacked on to gameplay'. To me, Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood will always feel like an expansion pack to Assassin's Creed II that I had to pay full price for. At least the first and second games were vastly different with different contexts, but Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood just feels rushed out and the assassin recruits, to me, feel underutilised. It's not like they make much of a difference in the story.
If your Assassins felt underutilised it's because you weren't using them enough. They're instrumental in several story missions if you're going for 100% synch, they're great fun to call in on guards, pickpockets and Borgia couriers just for the hell of it if you don't feel like dealing with them yourself, and sending them out of missions nets you money early on when you need it - then later on when they're ranked up you can send them on the really tough assignments where they can net you key trade items you need for shop quests.

It's really the other guilds that were under-utilised. Yes, Courtesans came in handy once or twice, but I didn't need to use theives or mercenaries at all once I had a few Assassin recruits.

If you think AC:B felt like an expansion, I have no idea what more you could possibly have expected. A new vast city, an excellent continuation of the story, some new gameplay elements, though truthfully they may as well have taken out the pistol when they took the crossbow - I only recall using the pistol once when I ran out of Crossbow bolts, and that was because I wasn't looting corpses as diligently as I should've been. The only other times I heard the pistol go off were during executions, which was unnecessary.

It felt like a fully fledged game to me, with a surprisingly excellent multiplayer. It's great that I am rewarded for playing stealthily, so I can come 2nd or 3rd (I'm yet to net a first place, but I've only played about 10 games) with half the kills of the morons who run around getting 100-point kills because they keep blowing their cover. It's exhilarating to escape, and hilarious to lure your pursuer to a civilian.

One fond memory for me was when I play playing as a smuggler and found two other smugglers talking in a blend spot - so I joined them. My pursuer managed to track me to the blend spot then stood there for about a minute watching the three of us - me and two NPCs - trying to guess which one was his correct target. Unfortunately I couldn't stun him because he hadn't exposed himself in terms of gameplay mechanics - he was 100% stealthed - but I knew he was my pursuer, and laughed like a maniac when he turned and pounced on one of the NPCs because they turned and left the conversation before I did.

Anyway, I digress. An expansion to AC2? Maybe. Worth full retail price? Absolutely.
 

SonicWaffle

New member
Oct 14, 2009
3,019
0
0
AssassinJoe said:
I always did see a similarity between Yahtzee and Assassin's Creed's Shawn.
HankMan said:
I though he WAS Assassin's Creed's Shawn
Cyanide Christ said:
It would seems that Ubisoft's been paying attention to this particular reviewer and in order to please him put him in the game...
mr_rubino said:
Oh snarky British community theater college student. I just knew Yahtzee would approve of you.
OK, given up on looking for replies, BUT! The guy playing Shaun (and looking exactly like him IRL, what with one being based on the other) is incredibly funny comedian Danny Wallace. I have to say that I don't know why though - sure, Wallace is funnier than a sack full of weasels being used to beat the homeless to death, but he's also one of the most optimistic and positive comics whose work I've ever read. This is the guy who founded a cult by accident and then set them to doing good deeds. The guy who decided to say yes to everything. It seems weird that his character in the game is 'generic snarky British fellow #12' when he's more optimistic than almost any writer I've read.

The reason he doesn't play sarcastic pessimist very well (as anyone who has played these games can tell) is that it appears to be totally alien to his personality. If people are seeing a clear link between him and Yahtzee then it means Wallace is a good actor, but is overall kinda depressing :-(
 

SonicWaffle

New member
Oct 14, 2009
3,019
0
0
DBlack said:
WOW and here I thought zero punctuation had finnaly stoped kissing valves ass. I have a question for Mr. Croshaw, Is there a game made by Valve that you dont like?
I'm going to have to make a point here - who made Assassin's Creed? Was it;

A) Valve
B) Ubisoft
C) Valve

I'll give you three guesses, and the first two don't count.
 

Memor-X

New member
Oct 3, 2010
55
0
0
i hope Yahtzee didn't forget Assassins Creed Bloodlines on PSP, and since Assassins Creed 2 did the same as no. 1 by releasing a squeal of the game that uses the same assassin as the previous game in a short storyline that tried to tie up all the loose ends, if there is ever an Assassins Creed 3, there will no doubt be a game like Bloodlines and Brotherhood, Assassins Creed Bladestorm anyone? (probably the only name i could think that so far fits with the ACB naming that the previous 2 games have had)
 

roostuf

New member
Dec 29, 2009
724
0
0
Ah its been awhile seen yahzee totally skull-fucked an upcoming game that is supposed to be brilliant in my country.
 

JenkinsTR

New member
Dec 8, 2010
6
0
0
I thought the same as Yahtzee with the whole playing in different time periods and being disappointed about the samey-ness of all 3 titles so far... doesn't seem like there will be many other time periods.. Darkest of Days anyone? :p
 

FallenMessiah88

So fucking thrilled to be here!
Jan 8, 2010
470
0
0
Bah im getting tired of this whole multiplayer thing. But this games multiplayer actually sounds interesting.
 

LaughingNabashin

New member
Oct 18, 2010
3
0
0
I'm sorry to say but I didn't think much of this review. It might be me expecting too much of a laugh from Yahtzee, or it might be the fact I couldn't give a damn about "Ass" Creed. Last week's video however I found hilarious and I don't play COD.! I don't know what didn't click with me here, but what I do know is this, that new bloody mic he's been using lately makes him sound like he's talking into a pillow! What happened Mr. Crosshaw??