I was kinda hoping he'd review inFamous too..FoxParadox said:Sims 3, Halo ODST, L4D2, Bioshock 2, Red Faction: Guerrilla, Yahtzee's got a lot material to work with this year
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I just read the wife plot twist... yeah that's pretty retarded..
Anyways, good review. I still think that Pepsi is better than Coke. I can't stand drinking regular coke.
Anyways, good review. I still think that Pepsi is better than Coke. I can't stand drinking regular coke.
Huh, I really am not fond of Coke. I much prefer Pepsi if I must drink a cola, however, i'd really rather nor drink a cola. I prefer Orange and Dr. Pepper. Mostly Dr. Pepper. Tremendous amounts of Dr. Pepper.
Anyway, this isn't about my drink of choice (Dr. Pepper), but is instead about a critque of a game.
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Um... good review?
No, but seriously, this week it seemed a bit forced, liek he couldn;t think of anything, but wasn't fond of the game, and so just made whatever arbitrary complaints he could (excluding the loading time thing, because it's really annoying on the 360 version, so I can only imagine having to load it in first would be even worse).
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Dr. Pepper.
Anyway, this isn't about my drink of choice (Dr. Pepper), but is instead about a critque of a game.
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Um... good review?
No, but seriously, this week it seemed a bit forced, liek he couldn;t think of anything, but wasn't fond of the game, and so just made whatever arbitrary complaints he could (excluding the loading time thing, because it's really annoying on the 360 version, so I can only imagine having to load it in first would be even worse).
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Dr. Pepper.
Dirty socks? Oookay...
I like Pepsi much more than Coke. Especially now that they're using real cane sugar for the Pepsi Throwback in the US. Coke still has high fructose corn syrup instead of sugar here.
I like Pepsi much more than Coke. Especially now that they're using real cane sugar for the Pepsi Throwback in the US. Coke still has high fructose corn syrup instead of sugar here.
the online part of this game was the best part in my opinion. but u couldn't fling stuff at your opponent in it i guess that's a good thing preventing nubs from ruining the game
during the story mode i think that there were parts missing cause it didn't make sense at all.
P.S. DR PEPPER RULES ALL!
during the story mode i think that there were parts missing cause it didn't make sense at all.
P.S. DR PEPPER RULES ALL!
That email at the end was priceless...
Also can someone tell me what the stupid twist with the wife was? I'm too lazy to look it up. :3
Also can someone tell me what the stupid twist with the wife was? I'm too lazy to look it up. :3
Tsshhh, that was pretty good. Loading screens, Pepsi (sounding like a n Eastern European dog), clockwork bumfuck, momentum being for pussies and the government calling the protagonist to call him a tosser every five minutes were just some of the good jokes.
But I wonder how I always laugh at nearly any old ZPs? The downFALL began probably with FALLout 3... (har har har, Internet humor, the peak of human evolution)
Oh wait, what did Yahtzee say at the beginning of his MGS4 review again?
But I wonder how I always laugh at nearly any old ZPs? The downFALL began probably with FALLout 3... (har har har, Internet humor, the peak of human evolution)
Oh wait, what did Yahtzee say at the beginning of his MGS4 review again?
Fucking sellout games. I hate it when they have in-game advertisements so they can fund the game.
It does make sense, though, to give that feeling of realism, but who gives a fuck about realism? I play games to get away from the realism, not be ass-fucked by it!
It does make sense, though, to give that feeling of realism, but who gives a fuck about realism? I play games to get away from the realism, not be ass-fucked by it!
LOL. nice review. but the very best part of it, "where can i get a copy of duke nukem forever?". lol. that was the best. i sure bet it was the mail of the week.
