Zero Punctuation: BioShock 2

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Acton Hank

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WTF does that have to do with anything?
I love the Resident Evil Series but not because of it's stories or cringeworthy to hilarious dialogue and voice acting.
If I had called myself Shepard or Solid Snake or Gordon Freeman would you even be making this point? I doubt it...
Besides it's cliche because I knew exactly how it was going to end about 2 hours in.
 

Disaster Button

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Does no one else feel like he played about 5 minutes of the game and just decided to make up his own conclusion for the sake of throwing in as many attempts of shock humour as he could? Not to say I think Bioshock 2 is of the same level as the original but the complaints just seemed to be about hating plot points before they were fully revealed.

..Just me? Roight then.
 

Windowlicker

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Even after finishing the game, something about it makes me want to play it more. The creepy undertones and old music score are still there. Iv loved both games
 

Deadlock Radium

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I don't know why, but I laughed at the Half-Life turret part. I laughed a loong time too.

Excellent review, keep it up, Yahtzee! :D
 

Jallis370

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Sploisers. Lol.

Hey, you punctured "the colour of magic"! What did Terry Pratchett do to deserve that??
 

Pendragon9

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I was hoping Bioshock wouldn't fall prey to Sequelitis, but Yahtzee has proven me wrong on that.

Excellent review.

By the way, I'll be waiting for Bioshock 3. Big Vending machine ftw.
 

Acton Hank

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WTF is the "Prototype" Red Pyramid? Was he a genetic experiment? Was that one of the gag endings?
 

SturmDolch

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I wasn't expecting this to be so funny! I thought I'd just gotten used to the ZP humour and that it's more of an inside-laugh kind of funny now. Not this review. This was the best one in a long time! Hell, it's so good that it has gotten me to post a comment on a ZP video o_O

The part at the end is the reason I didn't buy this one. Bioshock 1 was great. I loved it. It was pretty much perfect. It ended well... I'm worried about the retcons, but I do think I'll eventually buy it on a Steam 99% off sale in a year or two. This is the same reason I'm worried about a Portal sequel. Hrm...

Thanks for the "review"! I hope you review Bad Company 2!
 

ark123

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You know, I'm getting tired of the concept that we're eventually going to make a giant robot/mutant/superhuman to work for us and not install a bomb or something similar on it's brain in case it becomes self aware/goes crazy/decides there's no reason to serve someone inferior.
If I can think of it, certainly someone capable of a feat like that would as well. Asimov talked about the three laws sixty years ago, for fuck's sakes.
 

Barry93

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Yep, I knew it; Bioshock 2 isn't that great. It is after all a sequel and by definition must be worse than it's predecessor.
 

Souplex

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I fail to see what is wrong with sequels. Here is a little food for thought:
Game Y is a sequel to game X. Game Y appears to just be game X with some cool new stuff thrown in. Game X is awesome. Cool New Stuff is cool and new. Therefore: Game Y is awesome, cool, and new.
 

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MaxChaos said:
Wow, the BF:BC2 background is a bit much isn't it? Am I the only one seeing that?
Wait when in the video did you see that? (Yahtzee has never reviewed aa BF game so I want to hear is opinion on them)
 

Jennacide

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That basically summed up my feeling having finished the game. I adored the first game, the second one made me wish I had never played it. The ONLY improvements it brought to the table were the better hacking, having both hands out for combat, and fixing Insect Swarm and Cyclone Trap to be not shit. In return we suffered a hugely formulaic romp that's story was almost as plothole-tastic as MW2 in a world that was all about atmosphere but this game sorely lacks in.

Oh, and the multiplayer is possibly the worst thing ever created. Terrible balance, terrible netcode, and they're CHARGING for 'DLC' that will further break it. GG 2k, you hit the fuck up trifecta.
Souplex said:
I fail to see what is wrong with sequels. Here is a little food for thought:
Game Y is a sequel to game X. Game Y appears to just be game X with some cool new stuff thrown in. Game X is awesome. Cool New Stuff is cool and new. Therefore: Game Y is awesome, cool, and new.
In this case, Game Y (Bioshock 2) adds 3 marginal upgrades to Game X (Bioshock) and strips it of all character that made Game X interesting. The story was garbage, the Big Sister encounters were entirely scripted and not random, none of the characters had any real character.

L4D2 is an example of a sequel that takes everything that made the first great and improves upon it. Bioshock 2 and Deus Ex 2 are examples of how to tank a franchise with a horrible sequel.
 

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Well, your review once again shows that you're not that great at video games. I've barely ever had trouble saving the little sisters, especially considering stuff is fairly cheap, ie health kits. Have at least a small plan and you should live through it without too much trouble.

People, please don't let this "review" make you not get Bioshock 2. It's a great game, he just uses hyperbole because that's entertaining.