Zero Punctuation: Call of Juarez: The Cartel

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OuendanCyrus

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I got the same problem ZP has with the co-op, why DON'T you want your co-op friend to help you out better? Unless you're not playing seriously and aiming to screw each other over.
 

SckizoBoy

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... What?! Yahtzee wears cardies?! My opinion has taken a new low! And BBC being lumped together with American law-enforcement and security services... could've gone for NFL... or something...

Wow, first time I've heard a Soylent Green reference...
 

Darth Rahu

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I lol'd at the middle finger bit. Great evisceration Yahtzee, I'll see you next week.
 

The Virgo

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THERE ISN'T A MIDDLE FINGER BIG ENOUGH!

That seriously needs to be a de-motivational poster or something ...
 

Henry921

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They were the 'labors' of Hercules. Which has zero relevance to the rest of the review. I'm just a stickler.
 

therockdemon

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i hate games that keep telling you to play online, when i select single player that means that i want to play on my own for awhile
 

ZZoMBiE13

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One more for the crap pile it seems. Shame really. This one had potential, at least in theory. I don't have a problem with taking an old westy game and focusing on decendants or whatever... unless the gameplay blows.

Afternoon play is the best! WOO!
 

CrazyCapnMorgan

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Somehow, I get the distinct feeling that the ideas of "Co-Op" and "secretive" do not and should not EVER be combined into a FPS.
 

dfphetteplace

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Funny as hell as always. I don't think this game looks any good anyways. They jump 150 years later and it makes no damn since. If you want to make a game about drug cartels, ok, fine, but drop the Call of Juarez title.
 

Rocketboy13

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I was not expecting anything other than what he said, this game is more panned than an omlette.

Side note: the giant middle finger was awesome.
 

coolkirb

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I like how you keep ignoring your fans and refuse to review Catherine, if I were you Id wait a year and do it just because you can
 

enzilewulf

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Wouldn't that just make the game worse for new players who are playing with veteran ones? Assuming that your stopped if some one catches you picking up a exclusive character thing.
 

dman4991

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Just as any game this game is honestly made better with co-op but then again that isn't a valid excuse for zahtzee so there goes that argument. I prefered the previous call of juarez titles.
 

RTR

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My new favorite quote:
"There is no middle finger big enough!"
 

Gavmando

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I'm so glad I bought New Vegas last week. With all the shit games that are coming out lately, there's nothing good to play.