Zero Punctuation: Call of Juarez: The Cartel

[Yahtzee Croshaw]

Call of Juarez: The Cartel

This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Call of Juarez: The Cartel.

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[zombiekiller1907]

i remember yahtzee liking call of juarez

 

[ScourgeOfHell]

He never liked Call of juarez ??

 

[Deklan Parry]

Oh this should be good...

 

[OuendanCyrus]

I got the same problem ZP has with the co-op, why DON'T you want your co-op friend to help you out better? Unless you're not playing seriously and aiming to screw each other over.

 

[SckizoBoy]

... What?! Yahtzee wears cardies?! My opinion has taken a new low! And BBC being lumped together with American law-enforcement and security services... could've gone for NFL... or something...

Wow, first time I've heard a Soylent Green reference...

 

[Darth Rahu]

I lol'd at the middle finger bit. Great evisceration Yahtzee, I'll see you next week.

 

[The Virgo]

THERE ISN'T A MIDDLE FINGER BIG ENOUGH!

That seriously needs to be a de-motivational poster or something ...

 

[Henry921]

They were the 'labors' of Hercules. Which has zero relevance to the rest of the review. I'm just a stickler.

 

[therockdemon]

i hate games that keep telling you to play online, when i select single player that means that i want to play on my own for awhile

 

[ZZoMBiE13]

One more for the crap pile it seems. Shame really. This one had potential, at least in theory. I don't have a problem with taking an old westy game and focusing on decendants or whatever... unless the gameplay blows.

Afternoon play is the best! WOO!

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

Somehow, I get the distinct feeling that the ideas of "Co-Op" and "secretive" do not and should not EVER be combined into a FPS.

 

[dfphetteplace]

Funny as hell as always. I don't think this game looks any good anyways. They jump 150 years later and it makes no damn since. If you want to make a game about drug cartels, ok, fine, but drop the Call of Juarez title.

 

[Rocketboy13]

I was not expecting anything other than what he said, this game is more panned than an omlette.

Side note: the giant middle finger was awesome.

 

[coolkirb]

I like how you keep ignoring your fans and refuse to review Catherine, if I were you Id wait a year and do it just because you can

 

[enzilewulf]

Wouldn't that just make the game worse for new players who are playing with veteran ones? Assuming that your stopped if some one catches you picking up a exclusive character thing.

 

[dman4991]

Just as any game this game is honestly made better with co-op but then again that isn't a valid excuse for zahtzee so there goes that argument. I prefered the previous call of juarez titles.

 

[RTR]

My new favorite quote:
"There is no middle finger big enough!"

 

[Gavmando]

I'm so glad I bought New Vegas last week. With all the shit games that are coming out lately, there's nothing good to play.