Zero Punctuation: Darkness 2

[Balkan]

I knew you whouldnt dissapoint me Beny . Thanks

 

[Indignator]

I found it funny that the ad before the review was for The Darkness 2.

 

[Mister K]

Hmm...I wonder if mister Yahtzee will do a Twisted Metal review...

 

[Sonicron]

Well whaddaya know, he kinda liked it.

As for Darkness 1, anyone who hasn't played it should do so. It's worth it for the 'dream sequences' alone - you get to run around a hell-ified version of WW1 and eviscerate German zombie soldiers.

 

[Tony2077]

there may be a problem the humor is gone for me.

 

[scw55]

I was concerned when I saw on a poster advertising this game a quote by FHM (a wankmag) praising it in London. My concerns seemed valid. Says a lot when you want to use a quote by a Magazine made to produce Man Discharge as Publicity. I'd be more interested by the game if it was say, Yahtzee saying it has problems. Oh wait.

 

[JasonBurnout16]

This game sounds really good and I'm on the edge about buying it. It just looks really fun pulling people apart and having those two snake monsters.

However I never played the first game, so I don't know if I'd understand what's going on.

 

[meetsamsmith]

I created an account just to say I'm done with your site now.

Unskippable 30 second advert to watch a 4min vid?

Awesome idea guys.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Isn't Jackie in the Darkness essentially like playing as Doc Ock except replacing mechanical arms with demonic snake tentacle things? Well that and replacing brilliant, if whacko, scientist with brooding mobster type guy. I don't know I've never played any of the Darkness games.

 

[Daniel Poncelet]

Dear Esther needs to be done next.

 

[Marmooset]

Is it just my imagination, or does Project X look like it's gonna be godawful?

 

[Aptspire]

About the outro images:
"It's my Darkness in a box!"
OT: got review, I also thought the visuals looked different...

 

[CardinalPiggles]

I created an account just to say I'm done with your site now.

Unskippable 30 second advert to watch a 4min vid?

Awesome idea guys.

Why don't you pay for premium membership then, ad free for a year. They aren't a charity, they are a business.

 

[Eddie the head]

I think a crack in time came out in 2009..... But yeah funny.

 

[Triaed]

Ah, I loved the porn movie reference in the end credits! Hilarious.

 

[ewhac]

I created an account just to say I'm done with your site now.

Unskippable 30 second advert to watch a 4min vid?

Awesome idea guys.

Why don't you pay for premium membership then, ad free for a year.

...Unless you watch LRR's Loading Time. Then you're stuck watching the fscking obnoxious irrelevant unskippable blip.tv pre-roll [em]and[/em] post-roll ads.