*faceplam*Sansha said:Thank you Ben - I won't be wasting my money on Deus Ex.
Another game with amazing promise with a titanic franchise behind and limitless potential to expand on that, and they make it into a 'guaranteed to sell' piece of generic shit.
Outstanding.
30 hours is long? Oh right, by today's standards, I guess.Dr_Steve_Brule said:DX:HR is much shorter than the original Deus Ex?
Christ, I was planning on playing the original Deus Ex. DX:HR took me about 30 hours to complete, and that's with me barely dying.
Well, a game kind of wears out after all that time. There's only so much you can do with the mechanics to make them interesting.SL33TBL1ND said:30 hours is long? Oh right, by today's standards, I guess.
Really? I usually sink like 60 or more in a good game.Dr_Steve_Brule said:Well, a game kind of wears out after all that time. There's only so much you can do with the mechanics to make them interesting.SL33TBL1ND said:30 hours is long? Oh right, by today's standards, I guess.
7 hours is indeed pathetic.There aren't many games over the 35-40 hours that I liked until the very end. I don't like short singleplayer either though- Unless there's literally no way for you to develop the gameplay further, 7 hours of singleplayer is pathetic.
Depends how much of a dick you are and how much you explore.How long is the original Deus Ex exactly? From what I read about online it's about the Same as DX:HR.
I hear you, every time someone says he/she/it won't buy a game for a ZP episode, I feel sorry for the poor soul that cries for freedom of choice inside them. I mean, he's usually right about most things he says, but whatever he says, if someone likes a game, what he says is irrelevant. You don't need ZP to know Kane & Lynch 2 sucks, or SR2 is mindless fun; I understand people who agreed on what he thinks, but submitting your choice to what you think he says is... well, something I might get warned for if I say so, so let's leave it like that.Nicolairigel said:*faceplam*
He. Did. Not. Say. It. Was. A. Bad. Game.
He actually liked it, if you paid attention. He just magnified all of the flaws like he ALWAYS does.
If your not going to buy it because a game like this is your type, thats fine. HOWEVER, if it sounded interesting then buy it, its a great game and you won't find an experience like it on the modern market. Sorry if I seem like a dick, but it is REALLY annoying to see people decide its a bad game because of a yatzhee review. Its his job to critique games and find flaws in them, so you really shouldn't be using his reviews to decide if your going to buy a game or not. Watch the escapist's review on the game if you want to make a decision.
OT: Great review, had me on the floor through most of it xD
It better be longer than 7 hours....(plese no spoilers) though I was surprised at how fast people were finishing itSL33TBL1ND said:Really? I usually sink like 60 or more in a good game.Dr_Steve_Brule said:Well, a game kind of wears out after all that time. There's only so much you can do with the mechanics to make them interesting.SL33TBL1ND said:30 hours is long? Oh right, by today's standards, I guess.
7 hours is indeed pathetic.There aren't many games over the 35-40 hours that I liked until the very end. I don't like short singleplayer either though- Unless there's literally no way for you to develop the gameplay further, 7 hours of singleplayer is pathetic.
Depends how much of a dick you are and how much you explore.How long is the original Deus Ex exactly? From what I read about online it's about the Same as DX:HR.
From what i've read on forums so far, people took about 27-35 hours to complete DX:HR on the first playthrough.Vault101 said:It better be longer than 7 hours....(plese no spoilers) though I was surprised at how fast people were finishing itSL33TBL1ND said:Really? I usually sink like 60 or more in a good game.Dr_Steve_Brule said:Well, a game kind of wears out after all that time. There's only so much you can do with the mechanics to make them interesting.SL33TBL1ND said:30 hours is long? Oh right, by today's standards, I guess.
7 hours is indeed pathetic.There aren't many games over the 35-40 hours that I liked until the very end. I don't like short singleplayer either though- Unless there's literally no way for you to develop the gameplay further, 7 hours of singleplayer is pathetic.
Depends how much of a dick you are and how much you explore.How long is the original Deus Ex exactly? From what I read about online it's about the Same as DX:HR.
ah well thats acceptible thenDr_Steve_Brule said:From what i've read on forums so far, people took about 27-35 hours to complete DX:HR on the first playthrough.Vault101 said:It better be longer than 7 hours....(plese no spoilers) though I was surprised at how fast people were finishing itSL33TBL1ND said:Really? I usually sink like 60 or more in a good game.Dr_Steve_Brule said:Well, a game kind of wears out after all that time. There's only so much you can do with the mechanics to make them interesting.SL33TBL1ND said:30 hours is long? Oh right, by today's standards, I guess.
7 hours is indeed pathetic.There aren't many games over the 35-40 hours that I liked until the very end. I don't like short singleplayer either though- Unless there's literally no way for you to develop the gameplay further, 7 hours of singleplayer is pathetic.
Depends how much of a dick you are and how much you explore.How long is the original Deus Ex exactly? From what I read about online it's about the Same as DX:HR.
About right for most players, from what I've seen and from friends I've spoken with on Steam. I personally took about 42 hours - but, I spent a lot of time exploring all the nooks and crannies of the maps, studying patrols to determine best course of action to take, listening to NPC conversations and speaking with NPCs, and all that other good nonsense. I think it'll depend more on someone's play style, and the difficulty they choose.Dr_Steve_Brule said:From what i've read on forums so far, people took about 27-35 hours to complete DX:HR on the first playthrough.
I never have. As I said, he gave RDR and Mass Effect fairly mediocre reviews, and those are two of my favourite games post- Shadow of the Colossus.I may try out the original Deus Ex at some point, just to give it a fair trial. I do worry about it a bit though, since the last old game that I tried which was supposedly one of the best games ever was Half Life 2, and I was not impressed.jmarquiso said:The point of Zero Punctuation is to create outlandishly negative reviews, but still seat some "what's done right" and "what could be done better" to be constructive about it. So never base your opinion on ONLY Yahtzee.Random berk said:So, between the last two reviews, the supposed 'best pc game ever' really doesn't sound very appealing to me.'
That said, Red Dead Redemption and Mass Effect 1 and 2 didn't really get sparkling reviews from Yahtzee either, so maybe I'm jumping to conclusions.
He was more implying - "Don't disagree with the people with guns attatched to their arms"sravankb said:Man, Yahtzee's even dumber than I thought. Can't believe he would actually go for them bionic augmentations.
He admitted recently that he prefers not to game on PC due to the low power of his laptop. So there.rapidoud said:Ben, did you even play the bloody game? Your reviews of late have been tripe, you just seem to be spouting PC elitist things to keep your fanbase happy, 'ooh this game's consolised these things that are fun for the majority of people are tumours!!!'
The trick with old games is to pay attention to the gameplay. They're usually more difficult as gaming has become more streamlined (hit x to do everything) as time went on. There's a reason the hardest difficulty is "Give me Deus Ex". When I was a kid I would have spent more time with Deus Ex, but I was in college in 1999-2000 when it came out. I enjoyed it immensely, but it was incredibly difficult as I was also overwhelmed with choice in how you handle a level. I much preferred "Thief", as the objectives were clearer.Random berk said:I never have, and probably never will.I never have. As I said, he gave RDR and Mass Effect fairly mediocre reviews, and those are two of my favourite games post- Shadow of the Colossus.I may try out the original Deus Ex at some point, just to give it a fair trial. I do worry about it a bit though, since the last old game that I tried which was supposedly one of the best games ever was Half Life 2, and I was not impressed.jmarquiso said:The point of Zero Punctuation is to create outlandishly negative reviews, but still seat some "what's done right" and "what could be done better" to be constructive about it. So never base your opinion on ONLY Yahtzee.Random berk said:So, between the last two reviews, the supposed 'best pc game ever' really doesn't sound very appealing to me.'
That said, Red Dead Redemption and Mass Effect 1 and 2 didn't really get sparkling reviews from Yahtzee either, so maybe I'm jumping to conclusions.