Zero Punctuation: Fable 3

[Wingmna]

nice $599USD PS3 joke in there

 

[vxicepickxv]

It's strange, he harps on Final Fantasy XIII for "horrible" choices like walking TOO LOUDLY or the battle system, yet for this game he doesn't mention the atrocious Sanctuary bullshit or how you pretty much have to use magic or guns to not make even combat into a total chore.

He didn't mention the Sanctuary because he didn't see a problem with it jackass. If he thought it was a bad addition he would have mentioned it.

I think he saw John Cleese as a good addition to the game. He did the best he could as Jasper.

 

[mubobi7593]

Hilarious, as always. And, hoo boy, am I sure glad that I wasn't the only one surprise-eradicated by the evil sludge. Personally, though, I believe this has been the weakest entry yet, but I can't say that I still didn't like it despite.

 

[scottonfire]

I never even bothered with this one after Fable 2. I just got so bored with the constant "go here and do this" gameplay. The fact it was littered with loading screens did little to help its case. On a side note, I have watched these videos so much, whenever I read anything games related, I imagine Yahtzee saying the words. It makes my day more entertaining that way.

 

[putowtin]

I always enjoyed the first fable, it was good to play, not to taxing on the brain and the good bad options were fairly obvious (kill good people bad/ kill bad people good!) fable 2 was a huge let down and like the fool I am I thought that fable 3 would be a good laugh.... turns out I was wrong.
Yahzee I must listen to you more!!

 

[daxterx2005]

Wooks Pwitty had me lolzing

cheers Yahtzee

 

[Canid117]

Does the Clock trick still work to get money?

From what I know, it does but it only gives money a few times a day as opposed to every 5 minutes or something...

So it will take me a half an hour longer to get 5 zillion gold? Oh noes!!!

 

[MasterChief892039]

I never even bothered to buy Fable 3, considering that 2 was such letdown. Does the end of 3 have a legitimate boss battle? I remember being really disappointed with the "climax" of 2 because you spend the entire game getting ready to kill the villain, and in the end you pretty much just tickle him off a pedestal.

 

[Jake the Snake]

They're very mediocre RPGs. Dragon Age and TES do what they do, except incredibly better.

 

[Chao Song]

... I love you.

I've been saying this all the time since fable 2... No one listens...

...I love you... lol

 

[KiKiweaky]

Great review, I'd support you as king. I could even collect your rent for you =D

 

[RUINER ACTUAL]

My friend likes Fable. I have no idea why. He tries to show it to me like it is cool, but I can't get into it.

Plus I have seen Yahtzee's reviews and other reviews for Fable games. And after watching interviews, reading quotes, and playing some of his games, I know how big an ass and lier/hype machine Molyneux is.

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I suggest you stop having good ideas for Fable now. Only Peter Molyneux knows what's good for Fable, and that is farting in peoples faces and easy combat.

 

[Sirpipple]

I had the exact same plan as him to just leave my game on to get the money to pay for all the nice things I did and then bam 150 day skip, I also drained the lake and recieved the ultra good ending...mabey we're the same person O_O

 

[Kurt Horsting]

I am so glad i stopped trying to play fable games. Thanks for the re-enforcement review.

 

[lonemerk]

I just know Americans are looking at the vegemite and saying "What the hell is that?"

 

[AngryBritishAce]

I thought yahtzee would destroy it, but I was suprised when he gave it some (even though small) congrats.

I like Fable III, bigest let down of the year but I don't despise it

 

[irani_che]

ruin the one vaguely redeeming feature of the game with the plot twist
not many games or movies or books show just what the rebels do once in power.

also, molyneaux, you utter lake loving hippy

 

[Steve Schmaling]

Wow, I never thought I would see the day where Yahtzee would review Fable 3. I guess even he gives into fanboy nagging and spam mail.

 

[superline51]

Holy crap, the same thing happened to me. Evil shenanigans!!