Zero Punctuation Tees

[UncleAsriel]

Since Yahtzee mentioned in the latest ZP review that the Escapist is considering making Zero Punctuation t-shirts, what would you (the viewing public) want to see in the design?

Just the words Zero Punctuation with Yahtzee & the Imp posing?

A reference to "Uncle Tusky"?

"Perhaps the universe would end- and it would be awesome!" ?


Pick out some outstandingly witty or otherwise memorable line that deserves to be put onto a t-shirt, or at least discuss possible things you'd like to see on a Zee-Pee-Tee.

 

[The Sorrow]

Definitely the Universe-Ending one.

 

[sammyfreak]

"I am a Yahtzee fanboy but to cool to admit it to the cooler people on the Escapist"

"I will jam forks into my eyes if i ever use those words ever again"

"I heartily recomend it" - Clive Barkers Jericho.

 

[Chimaera]

Uncle Tusky, definitely. On a nice yellow tee.

 

[L.B. Jeffries]

The image from the Super Paper Mario review where he's pointing at a board that says "Game Theory" or something to that effect while Mario has his hand on his face in shock.

Cracks me up every time.

 

[jim_doki]

depends on what we can LEGALLY get on there. I would love to see
"Yahtzee recmmends:
Fantasy World Dizzy
Killer 7
Earthbound" with release dates, kind of like a concert tour shirt

 

[Strafe Mcgee]

I like subtlety in t-shirts, so I'd enjoy one with just the trilby and an exclamation mark. We do also need one with "Breaks Flow" on it in some form or another.

 

[blackadvent]

depends on what we can LEGALLY get on there. I would love to see
"Yahtzee recmmends:
Fantasy World Dizzy
Killer 7
Earthbound" with release dates, kind of like a concert tour shirt

Don't forget Portal.

 

[zwitterion117]

"Ye olde mosh pit style"
The French Ubisoft penis
The First person camera from the Manhunt review (1:34)
Also from the Manhunt review where the two guards are talking about spliting up and the second guard says that he can say with no irony whatsoever that that is a good plan (2:07-2:10)

Those are a few I would like to see

 

[popatire23]

"that's where the internationalism ends."

Hacky-Slashy-Maim-a-thon

we may need you to play twing-twang

the pic at 00:42 on the devil may cry 4 review

the pic at 00:25 on the tablula risa review

grind-tastic

 

[Anton P. Nym]

I know one blogger using "Uncle Tusky" for a userpic... and the name of a Rock Band band. (I think the band name came before the ZP review, though.) I'd seriously consider an Uncle Tusky T.

A "force feedback codpiece" T would be funny, but I'm not certain I'd ever wear it.

One with the demons on it, for sure.

-- Steve

 

[irishdelinquent]

Even though it's nowhere near appropriate, we need one that reads, "It drew me in like a triple - cunted hooker" (Call of Duty 4).

and "Sheer determined retardation"

 

[SimpleReally]

Fable review: " you could choose to be a good character or an evil character, so i of course set out to be the evilest bastard who ever lived"

The witcher:"if you were hoping to mix potions then i hope you went through the 8 week correspondence course"

I like the picture of Retard McSpankyPants playing with the penguin

Imps are a must of course, my favorite is the imp from Crysis shooting the hero hiding in the bush 2 kilometers away

 

[barryween]

I would buy so yes times 100!

 

[entropy3ko]

I want ALL those things *________*

L't's collect them all

and let's not forget the PC Gamer Master Race character

 

[popatire23]

x y and zed

put on our reviewing pants

more potatoes uncle tusky?

Sub Lime

eff pee ess arr pee gee

i think i can say with no irony that this plan is flawless

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center for people abuse by Mr. Shittycombat and Prof. Badcameraangles

 

[LordOmnit]

CoD:4------------------------------Portal--Perfect

Pants-on-head-retarded

It takes place in a normal house like, oh say for example YOURS!
Right down to the psychotic serial killer who lives under your bed and is standing behind you right now but don't look because that'll really piss him off!

And the story shits itself inside out.

Short answer- no.
Long answer- no and go fuck yourselves you ignorant scare-mongering cock-bags.

The guard has patrolled right up to you and now shived you in the ballox.

 

[L4Y Duke]

What about the line from The Witcher?

"THIS IS A MMORPG'R!"

 

[Broken.Longinus]

"Short answer no. Long answer no and go fuck yourselves you ignorant scare-mongering cock-bags." from Manhunt.

"This a Mumorpugur!" from the Witcher.

and a "Wash the Gimp" from the Witcher.

I'd probably buy any ZP t-shirt but these three would be my favorite.