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Banato92

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YES I WOULD BUY THE SHIRTS IN A MILISECOND

here are my suggestions

"PRESS X TO NOT DIE"
"Half Life 2:
Episode 2
Manchester United: 0"

and a shirt with a picture of one of those retarded stick figures going "GLEEEE"

please make the shirts
 

bantha09

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would definatly buy a ZP t-shirt, i would want the bioshock line " it's a well exacuted, pretty kic in the balls but at the end of the day your still walking funny.

and one with the witcher level 99 staff of penatration.

and the master chef penciled in to cheif
 

Fire Daemon

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Maybe the Scene from the CoD4 review when the Marines "Screw the pooch"

Press X to not die, Wash the Gimp, Pants-on-head-retarded,Short answer- no Long answer- no and go fuck yourselves you ignorant scare-mongering cock-bags and Uncle Tusky (who is whithout a doubt the best character ever) are all shirts I would consider buying.
 

Midnight Voyager

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Almost any quote from any review he's done would be good enough, but...

The flossing himself with barbed wire image.
"I'm an Assassin" (shh)
The image from Mass Effect of the guy trying to shoot with monsters and allies smushed against him.
"I am so going to quote this out of context."
Jagged Rock Junction
Black Mesa Disaster Factory: Ask about our dystopian future internship program!
A picture of a grenade, subtitled "Fiddly little bastards"
Yahtzee reaching through the portal for a piece of cake and being pied
Twisted and Impenetrable as a Granite Octopus
Hindsight from Jericho
"I could go on listing the stupid design decisions... so I will!"
God of War style button-mashing sequences
"Ubiquitous Fuckers" (Censored, if you like)
"Games R Art" (From Psychonauts)

And maybe one with just Yahtzee (the stick figure thing) on it
Or the demon thing
...or both!

Or Yahtzee with the caption "Eloquent"
 

boyitsme95

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Inclued all of the pictures with these quotes.

"Like a fat kid without water wings"

"A Envolope would move faster if you put it in front of a glacier."

"Because when you're compared to a hand that shoots bees, you're going to F***ing LOSE."

"As there is no imidite visual difference between a freindly and enemy of the same race, the term "ClusterF***er" seems inadiquit."

"Untill you get into a vehicle, that is, and it becomes an adventure into anoyince and failure."

"Aperently, his altzhymers extendes so far he can't remember where the motherf***ing SKULL is."

"Seeing as the original Turok was about a time travaling Native American, the creators really had to work hard to rip off Aliens."
 

Midnight Voyager

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...........While I'm at it. I forgot the first one that made me spew soda out my sinuses.

The image of Jesus Christ mixing it up.
 

m_jim

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Preferably something simple so that only people in the know would get it and I wouldn't have people asking me, "What is a zero punctuation?" I think that the Yahtzee avatar with a few of the imp/penguins wreaking havoc somewhere would be great. Also, to the powers that be, I make this request: don't make the tee black. Every concert tee ever is black and it just looks cheap. Grey, white, blue red, green, yellow... hell, even pink (we aren't going to catch the gay) would be preferable.
 

Zylo'sCorruption

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"All together now God of War style button mashing sequences"
"Who likes it rough from men with hariy bums NO BAD YAHTZEE!"
"It would sell like Billy-oh."
"Who is called Link on the few occasions I feel mature not to abuse the enter your name feature and Fagballs at all other times."
"Trip to jagged rock country."
"El ow"
"Le fuck"
"Buzzims melons milk factories busts funbags knockers baliistics boobies juggs nipples jubblies stonking great titts!"
"It's like having a big tasty meal at a nice resturaunt but when you ask for the check the chef comes over and farts in your face."
 

ElArabDeMagnifico

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I think I'm the one person on the entire planet who doesn't want Yahtzee T-Shirts, seriously, since when was making a T-Shirt about something NOT annoying? Even Yahtzee is annoyed when he hears his own fucking quotes on TF2 (you can find it on his site). The only way this could get any worse is if Hot Topic got their dirty hands on these...

btw- best yahtzee line = "I'd rather eat barbed wire, shit out the other end, and then floss myself to death" and "Then I will take out my bottom 3 vertebrae, curl my spine over, and EAT MY OWN ASS!"

Zylo'sCorruption said:
"Who is called Link on the few occasions I feel mature not to abuse the enter your name feature and Fagballs at all other times."
"-and it's up to Titty to save the universe!" (mass effect)
 

Saskwach

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I don't know what motto I'd like on it but I DO expect a yellow t-shirt with the hatted bugger somewhere on the front and an imp peaking only his head out from above the neck. Other stuff would be nice too.
 

Uszi

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L4Y Duke said:
What about the line from The Witcher?

"THIS IS A MMORPG'R!"
That's actually my default ZP quote... Like, if I think of ZP, I think to myself, "This is a MMORPG'R!"

Alstan said:
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About the t-shirt desing, I don't like de "ZP" basically is the same motto the spanish goverment use to promote our president. So I have some some alternatives ideas:
"I prefer to die rather than press X"
"Rock Band is a urban legend"
"Portal is great and if you don't like you must be stupid"
"My hand shoots bees. You're going to fucking loose"
"Zero punctuation: enjoyed by Peter Molyneux"
Also, a t-shirt whith all the game characters (Gordon Freeman, Mario, the big Daddy, Peter Molyneux...) around Yathzee holding a cake could be great.
These were good ideas from the actual review. I particularly would like to see a shirt with all the characters in some sort of collage. And perhaps Yahtzee should have two forks in his hands as he enjoys cake, to show he is willing to make good on his threat.
 

tthor

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i would like to see a shirt with the ZP logo on it, and with the imps doing something random, (maybe even have the yahtzee or random-person stick-guy in it[for lack of a better term for ppl made out of white bubbles -_-])
 

tthor

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Indigo_Dingo said:
The Imp pissing on Drakes shirt from Uncharted. The sight of that on a tshirt would be priceless.

"Zero Punctuation - Telling it like it is, if you define "like it is" as "with tourretes""

And the Umbrella corporations Corporate stratedgy.
lol you no,the umbrella corporate strategy sounds like maybe a good idea

"
1. KILL OWN STAFF
2. MAKE ZOMBIES
3. GET CITY NUKED
4. LEGAL PROCEEDINGS
5. BANKRUPTCY
6. SOMETHING ELSE
7. PROFIT"

lol id definitely buy that shirt
 

tthor

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once ppl come up with a bunch of good ideas, we should put the popular ideas to a poll, and then just use the highest voted ideas
 

ElArabDeMagnifico

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tthor said:
lol you no,the umbrella corporate strategy sounds like maybe a good idea

"
1. KILL OWN STAFF
2. MAKE ZOMBIES
3. GET CITY NUKED
4. LEGAL PROCEEDINGS
5. BANKRUPTCY
6. SOMETHING ELSE
7. PROFIT"

lol id definitely buy that shirt
I would definitely buy it too, and I'm the one guy on here who said "I don't think shirts is a good idea." - Congrats, not only is your idea awesome, but you even won over the skeptical guy.