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General Ma Chao

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I'd buy a shirt with the Jericho quote

"Excuse me,Jericho, for not possessing the clairvoyant space brain necessary to think of something which has never to this point been mentioned and will probably never be used again."
 

tthor

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ElArabDeMagnifico said:
tthor said:
lol you no,the umbrella corporate strategy sounds like maybe a good idea

"
1. KILL OWN STAFF
2. MAKE ZOMBIES
3. GET CITY NUKED
4. LEGAL PROCEEDINGS
5. BANKRUPTCY
6. SOMETHING ELSE
7. PROFIT"

lol id definitely buy that shirt
I would definitely buy it too, and I'm the one guy on here who said "I don't think shirts is a good idea." - Congrats, not only is your idea awesome, but you even won over the skeptical guy.
not only that, but it wasnt even my idea to begin with! lol

total votes for Umbrella Corp. Strategy: 4
 

FittyYen

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My spelling may be off but how's
"I'd rather be stupid and having fun then bored out of my huge, genius mind" - witcher review
"I wasn't aware that boiled water could form alliances" -bioshock review
"I sick of games that claim to have choice but it only really comes down to mother tearsa or baby eating" - bioshock review
"Virtous flower child with love and a smile for all the beasts in god's kingdom" -bioshock review (again)
"Hybrid of Hilter and Skeletor who very p*** is pure liquid malevolence" -bioshock review (ok I'll stop this now)- Orange box reveiw
and possibly the pics from the review's quotes on the back
 

FittyYen

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hmmm hey would i get in trouble for trying to make some of these on my own? I'll give credit to the escapist/yahtzee/whoever...
Remember: it's not plagiarism if you mention who you nicked it from.
 

Cameoflage

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I have no preferred snappy line and/or image, but the shirt has to be that slightly goldish shade of yellow that serves as the background colour. Or perhaps blue, as appropriate. White or black would just ruin it except for certain full-screen images.
 

NPGVini

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registered just to make my suggestions.

HUGE support for "Press X not to die."

as for some i'd like that i don't think have been mentioned yet,

"Well *I* think it's interesting!" (about the wet shirt)
"At least there's violence and tits!"
 
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twenty minutes...out front...puffer fish

People think I'm strange because I like to put lettuce around my cock and hide it in other peoples' salad.
 

stompy

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L4Y Duke said:
"THIS IS A MMORPG'R!"
This is continually repeated by my friends, who seem to say it to everything.

As for a ZP tee, I'd go for anything, simply becuase I'd still get it. Though, the "sheer determined retardation", or "Because when you're compared to a hand that shoots bees, you're going to F***ing LOSE." This still gets me, to this very day.

- A procrastinator
 

blacknar ragmane

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remember from the Assassin's Creed review where animated yahtzee gave a thumbs up? that should be the centrepiece of the shirt with the heading: "I heartily recommend it" kinda brings a sexy zing to it or simply "Zero Punctuation"

any of these two ideas on a retro yellow tee. boy, yahtzee must be wetting himself if he's reading this thread.
 

Saskwach

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Another cool shirt would have a whole bunch of Yahtzee's best one-liners bodged together with zero punctation or divisions.
 

ultra_v_89

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Just a black shirt with a white demon on the front and the ZP "!" with the demon holding it on the back, only small and betwixt the shoulder blades. I reckon that would look goooooood. You'd def. score with one.
 

Voodoo Child

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Saskwach said:
Another cool shirt would have a whole bunch of Yahtzee's best one-liners bodged together with zero punctation or divisions.
Perfik.

Also, giant profile of Gareth Gobbelcoque anyone?
 

elffymon

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black t shirt with the logo, id buy it. oh and the option of having a chick's t would be great, guys t's are so restricting.
 

Deathbird

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"Perhaps the universe would end- and it would be awesome!" ?

That shirt would be awesome or as stated before ZP logo and imp, maybe hugging it, or just standing by.
 
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Zeddicus Zhul Zorander said:
twenty minutes...out front...puffer fish
Seconded.

And there has to be something in 8point type where it's deliberately hard to see like
"Ask me if I give a fuck about your opinion"
 

GrimRox

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Zeddicus Zhul Zorander said:
People think I'm strange because I like to put lettuce around my cock and hide it in other peoples' salad.
I would buy that! My favourite Yahtzee line ever!