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iamnotincompliance

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While I could easily see myself buying any of those, or just about anything else anyone else can come up with here (it's all so good, how can we choose?), I personally would like to see the five story splatter death scene from the Tomb Raider review. Correction, the four dead Laras, the fifth falling, and Yahtzee with umbrella saying "Well, serves you right." I know, the fifth falling doesn't come until later, but I can dream can't I? A little morbid, yes, perhaps not in the best taste, but since the only games he's reviewed that I have are that and Portal (which people have mentioned already), I am perhaps a bit biased towards what I already know so well (everything he said is the absolute truth). Yes, I signed up just for this, although I do plan to actually contribute better in some way, but that's later. Until then, I say yellow shirt and black text or nothing, and that I sincerely hope someone takes notice of this thread and actually makes the shirts.

And yes, I do tend to prattle on like this. Feel free to ignore everything I say.

[EDIT] Oh, and the "CHEARG" from Clive Barker's Jericho. That'd be sweet as well.

[SECOND EDIT] And, doubtfully rounding out my list, 37 seconds into the No More Heroes video, that "Glomp" on Killer 7 (could be applied to any game...) is priceless. Somebody please put a price on it so I might buy it.

[THIRD EDIT] I knew that last one wouldn't be last. "what the dealie" from the Devil May Cry 4 video.
 

Anarchemitis

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Does anyone think that Yahtzee just said that on his vid just to see how much influence he has on this site, and there will in-fact not be t-shirts, and Ben Croshaw could be reading this right now and non-descript black vans are coming to my house right now asodhf
 

Silent Legend

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What, and deprive the site the chance to take money from all of us? Nah.
Besides, I joined just to have a say.

  • ~NEED the "Possibly the universe would end - and it would be awesome!" one, especially with the image from 3:36 in his No More Heroes Review
    ~Gareth Gobulcoque (perhaps with picture)
    ~Simple/normal looking shirt with the phrase "PUFFER FISH" on the back
    ~A list of all the breast synonyms he uses for the tomb raider review.
    ~"No. stOp. Do not reach for your E-mail Client!"
    ~The image from 00:17 into the Guitar Hero III review
    ~"No! Bad Yahtzee!" (with a picture of him making a gay joke)

There. I'm done.
 

bermyduck

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I'd have to go with:
"WRONG!...and shut up!"
"its not perfect, but then who is, besides Columbo?"
"to paraphrase Oscar Wilde: No chance you unreasonable dicks!"
the pic of the assasin leaping at some guy helling 'stabby time'
or the pic at 2:05 in the the Paper Mario review of the Nintendo logo shooting a gamer in the head.
 

Russ Pitts

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Good news race fans, we've finally gotten word from our production partner on the T-shirts. We're expecting to have them up for sale in the next few weeks. More details when I have them.
 

Hamster at Dawn

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yahtzee on branston pickle with an explosion in the background and a few notable ZP things flying out of the explosion, the ZP logo in the top right corner of the image and the word "Awesome" written underneath.
 

fullbleed

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Uncle Tusky is a must but I'd also like to see "captain bland's monotonous adventures", possibly the spunk flavoured lolly pop from Jericho, "sub lime" would be quite good as it still makes sense when viewed out of context, also the image at 1:45 of Valve's Phsyics engine would be quite good.
 

kiokushitaka

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I'd say some of his best lines would make amazing shirts, but I'd really love one of him floating down with the GAY-chute.
 

loopylolly

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I'd love one with the line from God of War: Chains of Olympus;
"Or as I like to call it..... the fuck you button"
 

TobyMobias

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My mate and I have already made our own t-shirts for gaming cons and whatnot. To be honest, I was just about to email Yahtzee about licensing us to make ZP shirts.

The one's we've made are the Black Mesa Disaster Factory and a shirt saying "When a country becomes big, bloated, and stupid enough..." then the "WOR! YEA!" pic.
 

kiokushitaka

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TobyMobias said:
My mate and I have already made our own t-shirts for gaming cons and whatnot. To be honest, I was just about to email Yahtzee about licensing us to make ZP shirts.

The one's we've made are the Black Mesa Disaster Factory and a shirt saying "When a country becomes big, bloated, and stupid enough..." then the "WOR! YEA!" pic.
Gosh that'd be so awesome if he said "yes."
 

TobyMobias

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kiokushitaka said:
TobyMobias said:
My mate and I have already made our own t-shirts for gaming cons and whatnot. To be honest, I was just about to email Yahtzee about licensing us to make ZP shirts.

The one's we've made are the Black Mesa Disaster Factory and a shirt saying "When a country becomes big, bloated, and stupid enough..." then the "WOR! YEA!" pic.
Gosh that'd be so awesome if he said "yes."
We're setting up an online clothing shop called "Drama Kings Apparel Co." The site'll be done soon, and I'll provide ya'll with a link.