Zero Punctuation: The Second Annual E3 Hype Massacre
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Yahtzee = Secret Slipknot Fan? XD The People = Shit comment made me think so!
As for E3, my workmate was talking to me about it, asking if I had seen anything from E3 that looks particularly tasty. AVP + L4D2 is about it.
As for E3, my workmate was talking to me about it, asking if I had seen anything from E3 that looks particularly tasty. AVP + L4D2 is about it.
One of the best this year. I loved the credit gargling as well as the the idea that Sonic doesn't need to exist. Here, here!
Fantastic. Best in a long time. Btw has anyone else noticed 'gunslinger' has an obssession with getting into the comments early?
Simply hilarious, I was laughing all the time. Just hearing those two words "Final Fantasy" makes me want to strangle myself too.
Regarding his last statement Yahtzee must be listening to Slipknot lately.
He failed to mention God of War 3, maybe it's because he doesn't give a shit.
He failed to mention God of War 3, maybe it's because he doesn't give a shit.
HUURUAHAAHHAHHUHUHUHHHHKKKK!!
Who let the critters do the ending? xd Death metal instead of rock, eh?
I disagree about Assassin's Creed 2 - I thought that everyone knew (epecially reading the forums) that the game will be a bit later in time than AC1, but we didn't know if it was during the middle ages in Europe or in feudal Japan. Because those funky
looked Japanese.
Who let the critters do the ending? xd Death metal instead of rock, eh?
I disagree about Assassin's Creed 2 - I thought that everyone knew (epecially reading the forums) that the game will be a bit later in time than AC1, but we didn't know if it was during the middle ages in Europe or in feudal Japan. Because those funky
images at the end of the game
This is (imo) one of the best ZP's to date. The rapid fire attack on games and the way he sounds so happy pronouncing the name of each game.
EDIT: I say Nay-tal too! Fight the power!
EDIT: I say Nay-tal too! Fight the power!
I'm playing dead space for the second time now. that pretty much sums up what great games come out the past time
It's important to realize it's not so much Yahtzee has logically derived the human race is shit from firsthand experience of the wide range of mankind's works, so much as simply because he's a gamer who has been force-fed so many clones that it has deeply jaded his opinion of every other human being on the planet.
Alright, now I officially wanna rip yahtzee's voice box out an strangel him with it. This is the biggest, most annoying, idiotic whine fest I've ever seen. If I wanted to hear a whine fest, I'd go to youtube or a forum. I mean, Jesus Effin' Christ, how full of himself is this twat?
While i would say this fantastic or brilliant but that seems to be getting a bit redundant. Also, mgs rising isn't exclusive and now I am cutting myself again. sadface.
so some half funny puns of the game titles and some complaining about how people suck, with no actualy discussion/criticism of the gameplay we saw, beyond a compleatly useless mentioning that AC2 won't be in the future, as if the whole motherfucking "we need you to check if there aren't any traps waiting for us that your other ancestors set" at the end of AC1 wasn't any clue that they will contunie the story of his ancestors, oh yeah I forget, yahtzee doens't care about the story, silly me
given that he constantly complains about how shit game journalism is, he certanly isn't helping things, I know he is trying to be funny but using one of his own methaphors, don't sacrifice actual disscusion about the games on the altar of cheap laughs
given that he constantly complains about how shit game journalism is, he certanly isn't helping things, I know he is trying to be funny but using one of his own methaphors, don't sacrifice actual disscusion about the games on the altar of cheap laughs