Zero Punctuation: Top 5 of 2010

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Captain Pirate

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Wow, I was NOT expecting JC2.
The rest didn't surprise me too much.
Still, enjoyable to watch as always.
"And the award for 'Fart in the Moonlight Sonata' for 'Best Way To Destroy a Classic'.."

Fantastic. I love his made up awards!
 

josh797

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i actually thought hed for sure put fable3 on as worst game. a lot of people hated it. also,


YAHTZEE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD, PLAY MASS EFFECT 2!!!!!!

hed love that game, and we havent had a positive review in a while. i have no doubt itd make it to the top of his game of the year list, if he had played it this year
 

Flames66

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reeper4444 said:
for some reason whenever the 'bad' music came on I could help but laugh
*Couldn't*

I personally haven't played any of those games, although I am planning to play Amnesia, Dark Decent.
 

Quiet Stranger

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teh_Canape said:
I must be the only one who actually likes Bioshock 2
I loved Bioshock 2 so I think Yahtzee can go do something.....yeah, that's good


I highly disagree with Yahtzee on the Bioshock 2 part
 

AudienceOfOne1

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Dead rising 2 and just cause 2 are just simple fun, no strong narrative, no stupid realism, just over the top violence. And RDR is just simply awesome.

- shame 'bout bioshock 2 though -
 

Aiddon_v1legacy

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and by the way Yahtzee, if you're go to lie about Samus LIE BETTER. If Samus was "badass" then so is every other cement block they try and excuse as "characters". Marionettes are not characters, THEY'RE PUPPETS FOR THE PLAYER TO PROJECT ONTO.
 

The Last Nomad

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That was probably one of the funniest videos he has done in a while. And oddly enough, I sorta agree with the games he picked (Obviously the one's I actually played anyway, but the others seem correct too).
 

thublihnk

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Twice out of the three years I have been watching ZP has my GOTY lined up with Yahtzee's. Saint's Row and Just Cause 2, I preferred Borderlands over Arkham Asylum last year.

Yeah, maybe I do have a thing for sandboxes, what of it?
 

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dex-dex said:
Frank_Sinatra_ said:
dex-dex said:
is the negative music the theme for clockwork orange?
Yes, yes it was thusly making it awesome.
Also the rag he used was Maple Leaf Rag.

... Jesus, I listen to too much music.
I thought so but I was unsure.
and I don't believe you listen to enough music!
It was also used in Conkers Bad Fur Day- atleast that's where i remembered it from.
 

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The only thing I have to say and the only time I have ever disagreed was that Kane & Lynch 2 was not shit, and was better than everything on both lists. It was a huge improvement over the first, (apart from the plot and levels) all the game mechanics worked much better with the exception of some filters, but those werent so bad after some time. It is really just a shooter's shooter and obviously doesnt really offer anything to those who dont love to shoot asians in the face all day long. The co-op made it even better, which is an important part of the fun in games. This, as usual never gets reviewed. It is basically just like getting a blind dog to review cat porn. You have no say in the matter. It wasnt the best game by far but, it was decent, and I thought it was much more uniquely styled and had better gameplay than most games in the past few years.

Oh and Red Dead Redemption sucked. It followed in GTA4's footsteps and offered a vast world of fun and it turns out to just be a hollow shell of a game. Boring and tedious gameplay and missions. I finished it 1000/1000 even did the free co-op achievements too, but it was just awful. The only redeeming feature, also like GTA4 was the online free roam. At least in that you dont have to hold a button to walk, keep taking your gun back out, and not having to manually wipe your horses arse hole clean with a rolled up sombrero.

The best games this year were Fallout New Vegas, and Battlefield Bad Company 2. Infact they are in the top 5 of best games on next gen consoles.

All multiplayer and co-op games reviewed are void, if the whole game hasnt been experienced.
 

thublihnk

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josh797 said:
i actually thought hed for sure put fable3 on as worst game. a lot of people hated it. also,


YAHTZEE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD, PLAY MASS EFFECT 2!!!!!!

hed love that game, and we havent had a positive review in a while. i have no doubt itd make it to the top of his game of the year list, if he had played it this year
Yeah, already said he didn't like it on his Twitter, I do believe. Sorry brosef.
 

mhitman

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oh hooooo you had me there for a second, i'm really looking forward to playing limbo and amnesia when i finally have the time
 

solidstatemind

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Just a couple of thoughts:
1) I actually liked Bioshock 2 better than the original. Yahtzee's criticisms seem to me to be nit-picky: to me the experience was very enjoyable: it refined the good elements of the original Bioshock, eliminated/replaced those elements that didn't work, and while the story wasn't nearly as stellar as the original, it wasn't a complete throw-away- I was invested enough to remain engaged through the end. So while I could understand him leaving it off the 'best of 2010' list, putting on the 'worst...' list, not so much.

2) Laughed out loud at the #3 good blurb before the reveal: All I can say is "you motorboating sumbitch!"