Yes, compare yet another thing to that puppet comedian who struggles to make up new content.enchantermon said:
OT: It was like a home movie, but entertaining.
Zero Punctuation: Washington DC
- Thread starter Yahtzee Croshaw
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OT: It was like a home movie, but entertaining.
Not bad. I personally did not finish the video cuz I wasn't laughing my ass off like I usually am...,it's just something I've come to expect.
yes yes ben im sorry but i was and im sorry for getting you in the eye it was an accident can you ever forgive me 
(ps. i wasn't realy but i was thinking about it teehee jk)
(ps. i wasn't realy but i was thinking about it teehee jk)
Yes. British humour in the heart of "capitol" america. Love it. Washington Monument = giant cock an balls. Love it. Not disappointed at all to see him delve into american superiority complex No. 1. "The white house has lots of columns"
And besides that? It has fuck all......
Good times, keep it up, next week review L.A. I can imagine you'd have a lot to say on the holywood-americana side of life.
From a scottish ****, fucked out his brains after returning from the pub on a thursday night
Yahtzee for president, prime minister and general ruler of thew world mach 1.
And besides that? It has fuck all......
Good times, keep it up, next week review L.A. I can imagine you'd have a lot to say on the holywood-americana side of life.
From a scottish ****, fucked out his brains after returning from the pub on a thursday night
Yahtzee for president, prime minister and general ruler of thew world mach 1.
6:59 of wasted non-entertaining drivel. Looking forward to a proper review next week.
Now we take you back to your regular scheduled forum abuse
Now we take you back to your regular scheduled forum abuse
No, I haven't. On the other hand, I've never seen an occasion that would warrant him saying that. Also, I said he could've been more polite about it. I didn't say he should be a sniveling suck-up to his audience. There is a big difference between those. What other occasion has he called his entire audience "tools, morons, drooling retards"? I remember him saying things like "If you think_____ then you're a moron" or "If you like _____ then you're a drooling retard". I don't remember any blanket insults directed to his entire audience. If he did, he said it too quickly for me to catch it. I enjoy his reviews because he rips games to shreds and hates on morons, not because he's a general douche.Seneschal said:
Lastly, if he were to say something absurd, like "If you wanted a new episode this week followed by a shoe polish and foot massage, then fuck you. Quit acting like my father!" it would be a joke. But no. He said, quite plainly, "We just got back from the game expo, so if you were expecting a ZP this week, then fuck you." We had a reasonable expectation, and he told us to fuck off for it. If he intended that as a joke, he failed miserably. He sounded quite serious. Don't mistake a poorly executed joke for self-esteem issues in the audience.
Because sometimes, people forget the definition of arguing.DayDark said:
And yet his dozens of reviews previous and what began ZP on fullyramblomatic begs otherwise.DayDark said:
I don't feel like watching this
Maybe tomorrow, at an earlier time... maybe it's just 'cos I'm tired, but this seems like a pointless idea to me.
Maybe tomorrow, at an earlier time... maybe it's just 'cos I'm tired, but this seems like a pointless idea to me.
Then maybe you should go talk to those people instead of me, I'm not discussing the definition of arguing, nor have I forgotten it. First you think my issue was that I don't know why some people have negative opinions, instead of exactly knowing the reason, and finding some of them based on stupid stuff, as well as people signing up, not because something was good, not because something was funny, interesting, learning, but to contribute with nothing but "this was boring more reviews please", no shit, I got here to see a review as well, but that expectation ended even before I saw the video, because of the description of the video, and "Washington DC" in the title, not only that, but the screenshot didn't show the usual animated figures.PurpleRain said:
Even if it hadn't already given me a clue about the content, then it would have when he explained that this wasn't a review, and WHY it wasn't a review, luckily I don't watch ZP for reviews only, and it is not the first time that it's not a review, if you, or any other somehow still found this surprising, then you need to pay more attention, maybe it because of how fast you are, I'm sure things can get blurry at your speeds, since now you think I've forgotten what arguing is, I don't even know why you brought that up, try slowing down some more.
And yet his deviations suggests different as well. Wauw, This was nice, I'm glad we had this discussion, now we have established that we can expect reviews and occasional deviations, which state what they are before one clicks on the video, if not also in the very first few seconds of the video, all of them funny, though apparently not always for everyone.
Please, please, don't ever do that again, Yahtzsee. It was very bad, even worse than if there was no ZP.
If you want to make a separate series of video with your actual face in it, do so, but do not put ANY of them in the ZP place. The ZP place are for videos that have a higher level of funny than improvised jokes.
If you want to make a separate series of video with your actual face in it, do so, but do not put ANY of them in the ZP place. The ZP place are for videos that have a higher level of funny than improvised jokes.
Wow... i can't believe how much arguing there was about this weeks 'review'. Sure we would have liked the normal review more, but it's in the PAST. He's not going to remove this video, nor do another review this week so why bother? You're hardly going to change some other persons opinion over the internet in this forum. I think Yahtzee would have gotten the point on the first page so i mean... calm down please?
Oh there i go, trying to change other peoples' mind over the internet.......... carry on....
Oh there i go, trying to change other peoples' mind over the internet.......... carry on....
I feel the need to address this. Normally I wouldn't, but I'm only halfway through my first cup of coffee. That being said...goldenheart323 said:
I'm hardly a Zero Punctuation fan-boy. I'm merely an individual who personally can't give two shits if someone says "fuck you" to me. This phrase has become almost commonplace greeting amongst me and my friends. I might just be desensitized to it, but I hardly see the advantage in getting all butt-hurt over someone saying it to me. I rather think it to be a funny phrase and anyone who uses it to seriously insult someone drastically needs to expand their vocabulary(as we know is not the case with Mr.Croshaw). If he wanted to genuinely anger people, I believe he could be far more creative than that.
Ok, now for your point with the restaurant metaphor. I'm sorry, but this one is just such a comedic exaggeration that it's hard to take seriously. I realize now as I type this that I should just stop because I'm obviously not speaking to an individual who is capable of logical linear thought or else surely you could see the one huge, critical flaw with the whole thing. I would assume that at said restaurant that you would be paying for said meal. You get zero punctuation for free. That's right, every single week you get to enjoy the rantings and ramblings of Yahtzee on the escapist for not a single fucking penny. Say you walked into a restaurant and were pleasantly surprised that the steak was amazing. Then you had the even better surprise that the whole thing was free, and what's more, you were invited back once a week for the same meal. So once a week you go and enjoy your slab of beef until after a couple of years, one week they don't have steak. Instead they have grilled cheese and a light flick to the nose. Maybe not wonderful, but you'd be quite the ass-hole to complain too much when they've been feeding you for free for so long and you know the steak will be back next week. There's your metaphor, sir. I would recommend that next time you actually check that it makes sense next time.
In conclusion, I would put it to you that it is you who is the fan-boy. Understand that I am by no means defending Yahtzee; he's a big boy and is quite capable of doing it himself. I simply am easily aggravated by people who fail to think before they speak(or type). You on the other hand go straight to rage when your precious ZP doesn't deliver as you think it should. You get your little feelings hurt when you find out Mr.Croshaw might not love you. You take it as a personal attack when he's not all warm and cuddly with his fan-base. Please, for the sake of all those who read your drivel; grow-up.
Haha... Yes, pretty much all of this. Good to see someone came to my defense while I was away. Now they have another reply to address. Nicely executed beat-down indeed.Seneschal said:
*high-five*
Yahtzee is not my trained game-reviewing monkey. For all of you people who are calling him out for not posting a review, voicing your INTENSE SOUL-CRUSHING DISAPPOINTMENT, think about who really needs who, here. He doesn't need you to like him. He started doing this on YouTube by himself before he ever had any viewers, and now that he's gotten enough time to go to America like he's always talked about wanting to, you all shut him down and ***** about how he's not reviewing your favorite game.
How old are you people?
How old are you people?
im fairly anti-pc but this even offended me a bit, seriously man you cant make jokes about cancer and stuff its just not on, maybe they have different rules on what your allowed to say in australia but in the vast maijority of countries (i live in britain fyi) your just not allowed to make jokes about breast cancer and stuff, sometimes you have to let political correctness win