Zero Punctuation: Wii Sports Resort

[blacklab]

Why did the top guys get probated?

 

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

I guess Yahtzee does read the forums because his videos have picked up again since the negative comments started to outweigh the positives.

The line "Wii Bowling! Oh fuck off" actually made me laugh.

 

[Zoochi]

I would say I agree that Wii Sports Resort is somewhat a dead end, but I do support creation of motion controllers since eventually they will be more or less responsive and actually enhance the gameplay.

 

[Death-Sheep]

Yeah, wii sports was fun... for 5 minutes! I doubt that this pice of crap can be any better.

And also, yes, i do have a plane from WW1 to shot my "friends". But only when im drunk... and wear green pants.

 

[Sh0ckFyre]

Well said, Yahtzee. I'm actually a bit curious as to why Nintendo is now stooping so low as to release mods and expansion packs. But thank God for the Motion Plus add on.

 

[XJ-0461]

"Wii Bowling! Oh fuck off." ROFL-copter

While I hate the use of "ROFL-copter", that part was particularly funny.

Nice avatar, BTW.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Wii Swizz army knife? You know there going to make it now. In all seriousness a good review.

 

[pirateninj4]

Whoever was on probation watch today really got their moneys worth, yikes.

 

[Stuwienl]

Good video, especially the parts with the sport that were already in Wii Sports.

 

[Triforceformer]

OH MY GOODNESS, YOU HAVE OUTDOWN YOUR SELF THIS WEEK!
I Coulnd't stop laughing at the jokes, and the hilarity that was contained within this little yellow video from hell

I just don't know why you didn't get Wii Resort? I JUST PICKED UP THIS GAME FROM EBAY AND ITS GOD DAMN TERRIFIC!
The Wii motion plus, or the WMP as I like to call it xD is crazy accurate. And now I can play all my favourite games like
Links Archery training.

Anyhow, Piece out Yatzee man, I got a date with destiny. (Going to watch Lost on tv hehe cya )

I can't tell if this is advertising or schizophrenic fanboyism...

Both is my guess.

 

[FightThePower]

Dear Yahtzee:

I am also a Wii owner. Except I agree that it sucks. Well there's not much else to say really apart from the generic "hilarious as always" comment.

It's still worth keeping for the odd drunken party and chicks dig it, so why not.

 

[Pendragon9]

Ah, another low budget shovelware title ripped to shreds by Yahtzee. Excellently reviewed.

 

[rorymclean12]

finally someone else thinks that the wii mote was supposed to do this in the first place instead of needing some atachment anyway good review keep up the good work =)

 

[Akai Shizuku]

This one was reminiscent of his latest E3 review, at least that's how I view it. I think he sounded a bit more stressed than usual, what do you guys think?

 

[runtheplacered]

As fun as listening to that review was, everyone knows Sony started the motion sensor stuff with that blasted eyetoy

That's funny, cause I thought Nintendo started it with the Power Glove back in the 80's before Sony had a console.

That's not funny. Because Nintendo didn't make the Power Glove. Mattel did. Also, it flopped, hard.

 

[civver]

Bravo! Quite a return to form. Humor and the fast-paced ranting. While it did exaggerate the faults (and probably fabricated some), this video was entertaining. I also don't care for motion control. My Wii sits unused.