Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein

[Haberley]

The rhyming in this was quite clever -
Truly an ambitious evndeavour!
Taking this game in hand
To prove it quite bland,
But will he repeat it? Not ever

 

[Micklet]

man that reveiw was great,
was more than i could ever anticipate.
I thought yahtzee was a genius before,
but with this ive laughed to the core.
and to stop myself rhyming im going to smack my head in a gate.

 

[mr.goodbar779]

I never knew how great this show can be with ryhmming

 

[zagazsano]

He's talented at poetry too, who knew?
ZOMG THAT RHYMED!!
Great review.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

This has got to be one of the greatest things I have ever seen. Brilliant job Yahtzee.

 

[raxer92]

No Batman: Arkham Asylum yet Yahtzee? I hope you're holding it back for a reason!

Remember he said "Holiday Season" before a picture appeared of batman, so maybe its a bit later

 

[RTR]

Nice writig there Yahtzee, but I hope this doesn't mean the beginning of a new gimmick every week.

 

[ShadowKatt]

That's the first time I've seen or heard a review in "limerik"ese before. Is there a rosetta stone for this language? I don't feel anymore compelled to play the game than before I saw the review, but HOT damn, that was a fun review to watch.

 

[Elvenwitch]

GREAT REVIEW! Although I find your hate tinged reviews hilarious, and let me state that I wouldn't want you to change them for anything. I find you don't focus on the good nearly as much as you could, and so I don't base my purchases on them. I do love how you are always right about game play & story issues. Keep up the good work, and cant wait for the batman review.

 

[5teve]

It wasn't "LOL" funny, but DAMN if you can't present valid criticisms in increasingly creative ways. What's next sonnets?

 

[Spider Expert]

That was pretty catchy but I have to say this game deserves more than this. I'm not really going to bother browsing twelve pages to see if any arguments have started regarding the title or not but if somebody said that the title and game itself took elements from the original such as phrasing and characters and the steampunk setting and was set in a different storyline somewhat like the Zelda series then I agree with them. Also the powers kicked ass. Fuck anyone who says they're a rehash.

 

[cavsfan69]

that. was. great.

 

[kantastisk]

I signed up just to reply to this. Friggin awesome review! Thank you for all your vids. I've seen every last one of them with great delight. Thanks man.

 

[Barantas]

Reviewing in the lowest form of poetry available, very classy. But im not sure this even deserved two stars...

 

[KirbySupremus]

Holy hell! this is Genious!

 

[Falcon123]

Absolutely hilarious! And I'm still in shock that he actually gave a score...

 

[AvsJoe]

So the review was a lil gimmicky,
Even worse than the last one you see.
But it still made me laugh
How you threw verbal jabs
So it was enjoyable enough for me.

This must've taken some time,
To come up with e-very rhyme.
I know it's quite hard
To be a modern day bard
But you seemed to do very fine.

Good job Yahtzee. Looking forward to your next review.

 

[Magister2005]

As a graduate with an English Literature degree, I just have to say this: that, friends, is poetry.